Might of Shat myself

[Gobbler's Knob]

Sitting on the computer and let one rip but I think it's trouble.

Anyone ever shat themselves in public?

[Bobtheicon]

I did at the mall once. Actually, I almost made it to the shitter, I was holding it and holding it.. made it all the way to the rest room, opened the door, opened the door to the stall, started to take my pants down and my sphincter let loose. Shit all over myself: Pants, shoes, socks. Ended up leaving my underwear and socks in the stall and cleaned off my pants and shoes as best as I could. Glad nobody came in while I was there.

[Gobbler's Knob]

Tough one Bob, you did what you could. I was on vacation with my inlaws and my fiancee at the time and we were walking along this parkway in the afternoon when I let loose without warning. Had to make my way to this horrible bathroom in the park and clean myself up. Laugh about it now but at the time it was the worst.

[new york knight]

hahahahahaaaaaa

nothin worse than shardin yourself

[Yankee23]

Defined as a "shart" and it's not fun

[bri 23]

def had a few close ones but have always been lucky enough to just make it...touch wood

[Bobtheicon]

Ever notice that the closer you get to the toilet, the worse you have to go? Like your asshole has a brain.

[teekay209]

steelers had me pretty close on MNF

[grzftbl]

Did it on the golf course once. Not fun.

One thing I've learned since turning 40, never trust a fart.

[Ron Mexico]

I was hoping you misspelled shot.

[bri 23]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

I was hoping you misspelled shot.

lmao...dont know which would be worse ron lol

[FalconFreak]

I thought we had covered it all last with with the finger in the ass. Apearantly not. Dr Jack please close the joint we are officially done

[be47320]

pics?

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

I did at the mall once. Actually, I almost made it to the shitter, I was holding it and holding it.. made it all the way to the rest room, opened the door, opened the door to the stall, started to take my pants down and my sphincter let loose. Shit all over myself: Pants, shoes, socks. Ended up leaving my underwear and socks in the stall and cleaned off my pants and shoes as best as I could. Glad nobody came in while I was there.

Bob is like MacGyver in a bathroom stall.

[FalconFreak]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

Bob is like MacGyver in a bathroom stall.

lmao