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Old 01-25-2012, 02:27 PM
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Miley Cyrus LOVES "Penis"!

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Old 01-25-2012, 02:56 PM
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:38 PM
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Reminds me of season 6 of Curb your enthusiasm....

Larry: How come you didn't tell us that I was eating a black penis, the other night?
Marty: You mean the cake? Well, I told you it was a black "log" cake.
Larry: Yeah, still, I was eating a black penis and you didn't mention it.
Marty: Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody.
Larry: Next time your gonna do something like that, tell me, okay? I think that's unfair.
Marty: Why did you take the balls home?
Larry: I didn't know they were balls.
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:42 PM
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 01-26-2012, 03:07 AM
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Old 01-26-2012, 08:18 AM
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I would stick it in...
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Old 01-26-2012, 08:30 AM
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Damn another one goes for the BBC
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Old 01-26-2012, 10:41 AM
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I need her to take care of some achy, breaky balls...
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