The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

[paksuk]

Since my picks blow I'll try to add a little humor to the mall with a joke

>> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
>> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes with a suggestion.
>>
>> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
>> toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to
>> try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
>> the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?"
>> I asked.
>>
>> "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
>> stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
>> my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>>
>> Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

[Hoosiercatdaddy]

LMAO, I bet his ass got smacked lol. Very funny