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Old 12-04-2008, 12:33 PM
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My Application Was Rejected
Dear Sir,

We regret that your application to join our online dating agency has been rejected.

One of the questions was:
"What do you like most in a woman?"

My Dick' is not considered an appropriate answer!!!
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:40 PM
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Lmao Great Answer
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Victor
Dear Sir,

We regret that your application to join our online dating agency has been rejected.

One of the questions was:
"What do you like most in a woman?"

My Dick' is not considered an appropriate answer!!!
Is the wind blowing a 100 mph out your way today?
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:46 PM
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Is the wind blowing a 100 mph out your way today?
Yesterday it was and it was nasty! Today it`s calm and I`m cleaning the leaves from yesterday. lol
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:57 PM
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:10 PM
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what the **** are you doing on the website of an online dating agency?
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:13 PM
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what the **** are you doing on the website of an online dating agency?
eekchac, It`s a joke my man!
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:13 PM
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eekchac, It`s a joke my man!

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Old 12-04-2008, 03:38 PM
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what the **** are you doing on the website of an online dating agency?
lol wut

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Old 12-04-2008, 04:28 PM
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i heard of online dating before... but i thought those were just rumors... like the rumor that there is porn somewhere on the internet...

all fairytales. 100% sure!
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:24 PM
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i heard of online dating before... but i thought those were just rumors... like the rumor that there is porn somewhere on the internet...

all fairytales. 100% sure!
Theres porn on the internet
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:41 PM
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Theres porn on the internet
really ???
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Old 12-15-2008, 01:34 AM
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just lies of the ISPs to sell... but maybe GM and Crysler should hook up on that line... selling porn flatrates with their cars... they'd prolly start selling cars again
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