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Old 07-26-2006, 05:39 PM
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My Old High School Teacher Had a Saying

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Old 07-26-2006, 06:04 PM
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Sorry to hear that... do taxes count ?..... X-wifes....... college homework.... X-girlfriends.... I am going to HELL..... They got golf courses in Hell ?.... Bet the greens are fast...
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:24 PM
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:32 PM
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:49 PM
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:03 PM
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Had a teacher in the 5th grade who use to tell people who talked to much that they had diarea of the mouth!
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:52 PM
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My Old High School Teacher Had a Saying "Cheaters Go To Hell"


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Old 08-02-2006, 12:10 AM
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My baseball coach in high school had a saying and when he said it I thought he was nuts, but as I get older it is right on...

"The longer you stay in school the dumber you get".
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:23 AM
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My baseball coach in high school had a saying and when he said it I thought he was nuts, but as I get older it is right on...

"The longer you stay in school the dumber you get".
I think he meant.....The longer you stay in the SAME grade, the dumber you get.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:59 AM
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i once almost banged a high school teacher, she had a summer job dealing at local casino preety young too but the problem was she was like 220. so one night im leaving casino and she runs out and says holdon lets go party at my house, have a few drinks I contemplated in my head for like 5 sec told her I was tired and then just thought to my self ok maybe just a blowjob. so we get there and all she wants to do is rub my back with exotic oils and lotions I smelled for like 2 weeks of these smells, I thiink she wanted me to return the favor but i made up some story that i had to leave. she stalked me for like a month afterwards.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:02 AM
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i once almost banged a high school teacher, she had a summer job dealing at local casino preety young too but the problem was she was like 220. so one night im leaving casino and she runs out and says holdon lets go party at my house, have a few drinks I contemplated in my head for like 5 sec told her I was tired and then just thought to my self ok maybe just a blowjob. so we get there and all she wants to do is rub my back with exotic oils and lotions I smelled for like 2 weeks of these smells, I thiink she wanted me to return the favor but i made up some story that i had to leave. she stalked me for like a month afterwards.
U have been reading too much Penthouse Forum.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:19 AM
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Thanks for the morning laughs Jay . You have an active imagination, I like it.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:24 AM
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:47 AM
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no boobies either deck, i would have gave her sex if she had big ones
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:11 PM
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Gave her sex? What kind of phrase is that?
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