My Penthouse Forum moment.....what would you do?

[gandolph]

OK guys, call me a bullshitter or anything you want but this just happened to me! I got home from work early tonite, which is very rare for me....I do commercial, industrial refigeration work and travel all over the surrounding states. As do most good HVAC service techs, I enjoy my brews and out of habit I save all my aluminum cans and cash them in periodically. I was out crushing my cans, using the stomping foot method and my friendly neighbor lady came over and started bullshitting. My neighbor is fricking HOT, she is married to a douchebag who I have a few run ins with since they moved out to the lake that I live on. She started telling me that her hubby wouldnt let her drink anymore because she gets to crazy when she drinks and asked if she could have a beer. Of course I gave her a beer, she didnt even finish the first one and starting asking what time my wife would be home, what I thought about the shorts she was wearing and then the big one...she pulled her halter top off and asked me if I liked her tits and if I would like to screw her! To give you guys a little more info on me....which I'm sure you could care less about, I'm almost 45, been married for 25 years and have never been unfaithful to my wife. But damn you should see this girl, she is definitely Penthouse material, 23 years old, freaking HOT. We drank two more beers while kinda flirting with each other but I told her that as much as I would love to...I just couldnt cheat on my wife. Then I said, well if my wife ever leaves me Can I give you a call? She pulled out a tube of red lipstick and wrote her cell # across my stomach, what a damn turn-on. Well now I'm cleaning the lipstick off my stomach before my wife gets home, and no I didnt write it down anywhere just in case, but it was tempting. So am I a dumbass or a good guy? Probably both, I just had to tell somebody about this!

[goterps74]

Originally Posted by gandolph

OK guys, call me a bullshitter or anything you want but this just happened to me! I got home from work early tonite, which is very rare for me....I do commercial, industrial refigeration work and travel all over the surrounding states. As do most good HVAC service techs, I enjoy my brews and out of habit I save all my aluminum cans and cash them in periodically. I was out crushing my cans, using the stomping foot method and my friendly neighbor lady came over and started bullshitting. My neighbor is fricking HOT, she is married to a douchebag who I have a few run ins with since they moved out to the lake that I live on. She started telling me that her hubby wouldnt let her drink anymore because she gets to crazy when she drinks and asked if she could have a beer. Of course I gave her a beer, she didnt even finish the first one and starting asking what time my wife would be home, what I thought about the shorts she was wearing and then the big one...she pulled her halter top off and asked me if I liked her tits and if I would like to screw her! To give you guys a little more info on me....which I'm sure you could care less about, I'm almost 45, been married for 25 years and have never been unfaithful to my wife. But damn you should see this girl, she is definitely Penthouse material, 23 years old, freaking HOT. We drank two more beers while kinda flirting with each other but I told her that as much as I would love to...I just couldnt cheat on my wife. Then I said, well if my wife ever leaves me Can I give you a call? She pulled out a tube of red lipstick and wrote her cell # across my stomach, what a damn turn-on. Well now I'm cleaning the lipstick off my stomach before my wife gets home, and no I didnt write it down anywhere just in case, but it was tempting. So am I a dumbass or a good guy? Probably both, I just had to tell somebody about this!

UGH... Why are u even here. U should be at your neighbors playing footsies.

LOL

[Hoosiercatdaddy]

Gandolph, what is your address? I want to come yell at this woman

[Romanowski]

regardless of her situation, youre seems good. So you have to ask if it worth it if your wife finds out. And she will. Think about it, its your friggin neighbor.

a woman who knows you are taken and invites you to cheat is tempting and flattering but she is doing it to feed her own ego, not yours. She wants to know how much power she has over you. If you take bait, she will think she is superior in every way to your wife. Deep down she has contempt for you. Rejection on the other hand wil drive her crazy and she will be flicking the bean thinking of you for months to come.

LOL must suck to be married

good luck

[Gerk]

Gandy,

I can only assume a few things

1. Your wife doesn't log into the Mall?

2. Your shirt was off at some time for her to write her number on
your stomach?

3. You're a good guy. I have always told my friends that it would be hard for me to resist if some hot gal was making the moves on me, no matter how committed I was.

Obviously, you can't put yourself in a position where it could happen again, if you value your marriage. Next time, your willpower might not be as good.

Finally, Have I told you how much I love Nebraska football. I think it's about time I come down and visit you and catch a game.

[mrwho]

Dont ruin your marriage.

[pwherr]

You did the right thing.I would never cheat on my wife.My first wife cheated on me.Not fun that's why she got the boot.I wouldn't tell my wife if this happened to me because she would kick her ass just for trying.

[dave nz]

Glad I'm not married but I agree with Mr Who, unless your current marriage is bad for you or all is not going well

[jaypasco]

**** the shit out of her gandy

[rjb1816]

is she blind or partially deaf? that would be a huge bonus

[Yankee23]

As hard as it was, or you were, you made the right call.

You can't throw away what you currently have, that is older than the girl that you were going to do.

[gandolph]

Yeah, I know I did the right thing...but damn she is good looking and Sheesh you should see that body! I always have my shirt off when outside Gerk and I have a feeling I will always have the willpower to fend off the young babes. I have always told my my buddies that the young hot chicks love the older, balding guys that have a little cash....they didnt believe me! Anyways, I would never ruin my marriage over this little hottie. Any time you wanna come into Huskerland let me know, mybe Ill introduce you to my neighbor!

[Keith]

Originally Posted by gandolph

Yeah, I know I did the right thing...but damn she is good looking and Sheesh you should see that body! I always have my shirt off when outside Gerk and I have a feeling I will always have the willpower to fend off the young babes. I have always told my my buddies that the young hot chicks love the older, balding guys that have a little cash....they didnt believe me! Anyways, I would never ruin my marriage over this little hottie. Any time you wanna come into Huskerland let me know, mybe Ill introduce you to my neighbor!

you did the right thing Gandy. If you f*cked this slut you'd have regretted it forever the moment after you dumped your load.

[jaypasco]

Originally Posted by Keith

you did the right thing Gandy. If you f*cked this slut you'd have regretted it forever the moment after you dumped your load.

kieth all joking aside you would have banged her

[The Judge]

Sorry Gandy, I'd have to hit it but I'm not married and in love like you.

Get 'em next time, killer.

BTW Jack, this thread take the "cake".