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Old 07-17-2006, 09:18 PM
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Wink My philosophy so all of you understand where I am coming from

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.


The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass good-bye

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Old 07-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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i dont get it
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:30 PM
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:32 PM
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i heard that growing up from my grandfather every thanksgiving, his ending was a little different but same moral...
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:41 PM
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:03 PM
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:03 PM
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It means with many things in the forum – I am damned if I do and damned if I don’t. Hope that helps pasco
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:13 PM
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Thats how you have to be Dr Jack......running a huge forum like this there is no other way.

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Old 07-18-2006, 12:31 AM
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i dont get it

Something new please!!
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Old 07-18-2006, 01:14 AM
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Old 07-18-2006, 01:16 AM
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agree. i go by **** you pay me. miami is soft?
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Old 07-18-2006, 01:28 AM
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agree. i go by **** you pay me. miami is soft?
i am just trying to break down what your saying here and figure out what your talking about
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Old 07-18-2006, 01:58 AM
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i am just trying to break down what your saying here and figure out what your talking about

you were once sharp, my how times have changed.
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Old 07-18-2006, 02:01 AM
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jay why is it sometimes you spell every word correct, and other times you spell maybe 35% of the words correct. the whole spelling shit wrong to be funny act was cool in 05. step up to the 06 plate and get serious.
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Old 07-18-2006, 03:42 AM
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right on jack. life lessons apply here also. do what you can and thats that.
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