My teenage son got himself a girl..

[Brother Love]

This kid really trips me out man lol. He never came up and told us that he has a girlfriend or even introduced her to us for that matter. We actually found out on saturday at his football game because all of a sudden there was this girl hanging around where we were sitting and stuck around after the game when we waited for him to go home. Then this same girl shows up at my house on sunday; don't get me wrong she seems nice but I think she is a quick mover (if you get my drift) by the way they were cuddling and stuff (when they thought nobody was watching.
That said I took my boy to the drugstore yesterday and told him to go get a box of rubbers while we were in there. He looks at me w/ a shocked expression and I told him I know you are tappin that ass already and there's no need to talk about the birds & the bees because you already been polinating a few. Keep in mind I am still a lil miffed on how we found out about her so we get up to the cashier and while the woman is checking my purchase I picked up the box of condoms and read out loud "ribbed for her pleasure, ewwwww" LOL. That kid was about as tall as mini me at that point hahahhaha, and the cashier had a lil smirk on her face too.
We get out of there and back in the car on the way home, I told he did'nt have to hide he could've just told us ya know and I don't care as long as he promises 3 things.
1. Don't ever have sex w/ some chick in my house and always use protection.
2. I will get him all the condoms he needs so he better not get some chick knocked up.
3. Make sure he hides the condoms in a good place, and if mom finds them you tell her that you got them from school because my wife is not as understanding when it comes to the birds and the bees in his situation...

[RanPicks]

most girls are quick movers these days... so you are probably not alone in that thought...

GL with #1

good job on #2 and #3

[Caddyman]

That's cool, at least your getting him condoms. I had to buy my own and even then I don't think I used them all that much. How I don't have any children or sexually transmitted disease is beyond me. I cannot remember learning anything about sex from my folks when I was younger. I just tried the moves from my dads porno stash.

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Yeah... #1 is a curious point. If he can't have sex in your house, where will they have sex? Car? Outside? Unsafe motel? I was surprised to see that point...

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by JohnnyMapleLeaf

Yeah... #1 is a curious point. If he can't have sex in your house, where will they have sex? Car? Outside? Unsafe motel? I was surprised to see that point...

didn't understand that one either

[HoosierDaddy23]

nans

[Brother Love]

Ran if thats the norm for nowdays for girls then times have sure changed since my time lol..

Guys the reason for rule #1 comes down to having some self respect for his home & for me & my wife. I don't want him to think I am providing some cat house where he can act the fool. Imo, the younger generation today lacks that sense of self respect or respect for others when you get right down to it. I never had sex in my parents house growing up and that did'nt stop me so when there is a will there is always a way. I don't want to make it really easy for him to get some action too. If I am wrong in that thinking then I seek comfort in knowing that I err'd to the side of caution..

[RanPicks]

don't disagree with you at all on any point