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Old 11-13-2011, 09:44 AM
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My wife is obsessing over jobs again

On Thursday I brought my wife a new clothes dryer. The washer and dryer are in something like a closet down stairs (we have 3 floors) away from eveything. The washer and dryer are right up against the wall in there- The dryer vent on the old dryer came out the left side of the dryer, through a wall and out into the garage. The new dryer's vent comes out of the middle of the unit and since it backs up right into the wall I have to cut a new hole in the wall and cover the old one. Right now it's ok, but she can't shut the closet door because I have the dryer a 10 inches away from the wall in order to vent it out with flexible vent tube. She literally can't live with that for even a few days- She's been obsessing over it all night and it has to be fixed right now, this instant, on a football Sunday morning. We woke up this morning, I roll over and say said "how you doing honey?" and she says "I need my dryer vent fixed, I can't shut the closet door". I say "is that what you think about all night?, work somebody else has to do?" "Do I obsess over jobs you have to do?" She yells something stupid, I forget what it was and within seconds the "you're outta you minds" and "STF UPs" are flying around, 10 seconds after wakeing up! Now she's not making my coffee or cleaning up our TV room from last night. She just left the empty beer bottles and chinese food containers laying around for me to pick up.. I swear, it's time for a new wife. This one sucks.

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Old 11-13-2011, 09:54 AM
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just get a weekly maid and get hookers when you have the urge...would be cheaper in the long run
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:01 AM
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You could have cleaned up your mess in the TV room instead of writing this.
You could have done the dryer job right the 1st time too.

Good Stuff as always, makes my friend's job as a teacher that much easier. Real life examples of personality problems, gold mine to her and her students.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:01 AM
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She is right. Your lazy and lying ass should of done it right the first time when you bought it.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:15 AM
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just get a weekly maid and get hookers when you have the urge...would be cheaper in the long run
All I need is a woman who doesn't constantly obsess over what little job I should be doing next. That's all she thinks or talks about. I took her out to 8 resturants on Friday, then I had college football on Saturday and the NFL today. Thats my business, thats how I make my money- I haven't had time to cut a new hole in a wall. I'll get to it tomarow and she knows that, but she's gotta say something the minute we wake up today. There's something seriously wrong with her. She's used the new delux gourmet dyer like 5 times since we got it. it works great, it just extends out the opening about 1 inch..Big deal! Ya can't live with that for a few days?..It's like she's afraid company might come over, go downstaires for some unkown reason and be horrified that our Washer and dryer arent lined up perfectly beside eachother..Thats her big problem. When crap like that is your big problem, youre gonna have big problems everyday of your life. Who wants to live with that? I've decided to give her the Cold Shoulder all day..And I'm probably going to knock a lamp over when vacuming the TV room she should be vacuming..Opps!
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Also fowarding this thread to Golden Corral for violating the terms of the sponsorship. You eating Sum Ying Guys choinese food is enough to drop you
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:18 AM
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Also fowarding this thread to Golden Corral for violating the terms of the sponsorship. You eating Sum Ying Guys chinese food is enough to drop you
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:19 AM
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You could have cleaned up your mess in the TV room instead of writing this.
You could have done the dryer job right the 1st time too.

Good Stuff as always, makes my friend's job as a teacher that much easier. Real life examples of personality problems, gold mine to her and her students.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:21 AM
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Also fowarding this thread to Golden Corral for violating the terms of the sponsorship. You eating Sum Ying Guys chinese food is enough to drop you
Yeah I heard you the first time...You know, even on the lowest rung of society, (in prison) being a snitch is just about the lowest thing a person could be.

Congratulations PG! I'm sure your parents are proud
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:29 AM
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Actually they are. Especially when they read the fairytales from a guy their same age.

As for the snitch comment. Shows your mentality. I could care less who I tell on. If it's wrong. It's wrong. Lowlifes like you and Sandusky should be exposed
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:30 AM
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get that cunt in line wp
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:38 AM
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get that cunt in line wp
I never give into extorsion..A few years ago I woke up on a snowy cold Febuary morning after a winter of snowy cold mornings and said, "Lets go to Kona for a month, I can get 2 first class seats on the 11am nonstop this morning, well be on the beach by 3?"- and she says.."Not until you fix my lazy susan". She stood on it to reach something and it broke the night before.

We were on the flight, and I still haven't fixed that Lazy Susan. Properly

And be47320- Don't call her a cunt- I'm hating her guts right now, but I still respect the bitch, ok?

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Old 11-13-2011, 10:41 AM
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As for the snitch comment. Shows your mentality. I could care less who I tell on. If it's wrong. It's wrong. Lowlifes like you and Sandusky should be exposed
Where did you grow up, North Dakota? Snitches got the dog shit beat outta them where I grew up. Unacceptable! Lowest of the low
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:41 AM
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i call em as i see em wp, and i dont mince words

if i see a horse i call it a horse, if i see a cunt i call it a cunt

its just the way im wired
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:56 AM
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i call em as i see em wp, and i dont mince words

if i see a horse i call it a horse, if i see a cunt i call it a cunt

its just the way im wired
Well...You wouldn't do it in person, I'll tell ya that much. But anyway

As a guy with 3 daughters I find the word repulsive, maybe thats just me though.

Another time on a Saturday while living in Chicago our main sewer line out to the street collapsed and evereything backed up into the house. I explaned the magnatude of the problem to her and that I could'nt get people out until Monday.. She told me to just do it myself right now...I said "Yeah ok sweetheart..I'll dig by hand a 20 foot deep trench from the house 40 yards out and across the street (closing it) and just hook us right back up to the city sewer system, then i'll re pave the street and bury the trench..Should be done in about 15 minutes" I went outside to pack up the router I was renting to open the line usuccesfully and when I came back in she said in all seriousness "are you done?"...I could probably live with a nurotic, but not a stupid nurotic.
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