My X Women

Caddyman · #1 05-15-2008, 02:12 AM

Whatz up! I was wondering something and thought about asking dropping a line in the basement regarding the matter. First off, I used to date this ex stripper, we have been broken up since November and are still really good friends. Probably the first time in my freakin life that I could actually have any sort of friendship with after we split. Anyway, this chick was horny all the time. Didn't matter when or where or why, she loved to f**k. We had been together for a couple of years and actually lived together, big mistake. I am getting off the subject abit so I will get to the point. Whenever we did it, she would ride me and I swear my dick was going to get ripped off. Suddenly, she would lift herself off my dong and spray me down like I was on fire or somthing! I mean, my bed or her bed, which ever bed the deed was being done, would be soaked with her love juice. I got kinda sick of changing my danm sheets all the time. I would actually lie down on her side just so I wouldn't have to sleep in puddle of cold snapper juice. What the hell is this stuff. She didn't even know what is was! I still think it is pretty cool. We just screwed her the other day and it happened again. Give me your expert opinion, or just a little good slang. Freakin squirters!!!!!

revnecro1273 · #2 05-15-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Caddyman

Whatz up! I was wondering something and thought about asking dropping a line in the basement regarding the matter. First off, I used to date this ex stripper, we have been broken up since November and are still really good friends. Probably the first time in my freakin life that I could actually have any sort of friendship with after we split. Anyway, this chick was horny all the time. Didn't matter when or where or why, she loved to f**k. We had been together for a couple of years and actually lived together, big mistake. I am getting off the subject abit so I will get to the point. Whenever we did it, she would ride me and I swear my dick was going to get ripped off. Suddenly, she would lift herself off my dong and spray me down like I was on fire or somthing! I mean, my bed or her bed, which ever bed the deed was being done, would be soaked with her love juice. I got kinda sick of changing my danm sheets all the time. I would actually lie down on her side just so I wouldn't have to sleep in puddle of cold snapper juice. What the hell is this stuff. She didn't even know what is was! I still think it is pretty cool. We just screwed her the other day and it happened again. Give me your expert opinion, or just a little good slang. Freakin squirters!!!!!

who is we?

Keith · #3 05-15-2008, 10:45 AM

always wondered about those squirter chicks. Is that all cum or a combination of piss and cum ?

TN TITAN Fan In STL · #4 05-15-2008, 03:16 PM

This Isn't One Of Those Russian Chick Scams Is It ? Pics Please

westcoastO · #5 05-15-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

always wondered about those squirter chicks. Is that all cum or a combination of piss and cum ?

did a little research on this subject back in the day. there are traces of urine in the "squirt" but the rest is "cum".

be47320 · #6 05-15-2008, 03:25 PM

brag post

Caddyman · #7 05-15-2008, 03:34 PM

Me, brag, no way. I just thought it would be an interesting post. I just wanted to figure out what the hell was coming out of this women, while dropping a little humor on things. I miss typed, I apologize, it should state the we just screwed the other day, not that I was tag teaming her. Though, she would probably go for it. Sorry, no russian chicks this time. This is liget. If I was bragin then I would say something like my dick is made of gold and I must have been striking oil the whole time. I don't need to brag. I just like to share bits of my life.

HoosierDaddy23 · #8 05-15-2008, 03:41 PM

the little, dog-pissed-in-the-bed puddle that sits on the sheet is the weirdest part about this whole phenomenon

pittviper · #9 05-15-2008, 03:43 PM

my ex-ex girlfriend was a squirter.. she claimed she had never done that before, but it was obvious she was just embarassed a lil.. i found it hot when wed fuk, but if I was fingering her and it would squirt all over my hand was kinda nasty and would ruin the mood a lil..

Caddyman · #10 05-15-2008, 04:14 PM

I agree!

TN TITAN Fan In STL · #11 05-15-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pittviper

my ex-ex girlfriend was a squirter.. she claimed she had never done that before, but it was obvious she was just embarassed a lil.. i found it hot when wed fuk, but if I was fingering her and it would squirt all over my hand was kinda nasty and would ruin the mood a lil..

THE WNBA CHICK WAS A SQUIRTER