New Year's Resolutions

[aztriman]

All right ladies and gents. How will we improve ourselves in 2012?

My resolutions last year were: 1. Learn to surf (Completed), 2. Workout every day of the year (Not a very realistic goal, though I did hit 71 days in a row), 3. Live every day with more enthusiasm (yeah right), and 4. Eat fewer animals (98% vegetarian now).

Now on to the 2012 Resolutions:

1. Drink 1 gallon of water everyday. This helps build muscle, feel less hungry and keep toxins out of the body. Drink less Powerade Zero (Fewer single use plastics and less artifical sweetner.)

2. Complete 1/2 Ironman triathlon. Not enough time to train for the full one anymore. Going to turn 39 in March, so it's time to ramp up the training.

3. Profit from the coming economic collapse in 2012 by buying puts and selling short a crappy list of companies. (I've got a list of 98 potential candidates.)

4. Win a seat to the WSOP, and then win it.

Chime in with yours.