Nigerian Internet Scams

[NY Mane]

I got an email from one of them African scams. They said I won a ATM card and they need my info to send it. I have been emailing them back and forth for about a month now. I keep playing dumb with them saying that the fax number isn't going through. It's funny because they want me to email the info but I keep responding that me and "my club full of members" want our own ATM cards but the fax number isn't working.

They never provided a fax number, but I keep saying it doesn't work.

I have an old bookie that never paid me my 2 G's. Maybe I will give these Nigerians his address and his mom's address. These Nigerians send DVD players and iPods and all kinds of stolen appliances to suckers in America and then they want it forwarded to them in Africa. Revenge is a real kick in the nuts when you phuck with Mane.

Here is the last email I received...

ATM CARD GRANT {URGENT RESPONSE}

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE,
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA,
COMMITTEE ON ISSUING OF FOREIGN ATM CARD
2ND FLOOR, SENATE HOUSE,
WUSE 2, ABUJA, NIGERIA

Attn: _________,

I am in receipt of your mail and the content in it, I write in response to the content of your mail. I wish to inform you that your winning ATM CARD contains a huge amount of money and in other for you (your club) to claim the Card you are expected to fill in the below form and also inform us on which name you will prefer the Winning ATM CARD to be sent with (either individual name or Club's name). Also you are advised to fill the below form correctly so that the Card can be delivered to the correct address.

1. FULL NAME:............
2. FULL ADDRESS:.........
3. PHONE NO:.............
4. YOUR AGE:.............
5. GENDER:...............
6. OCCUPATION:...........
7. COUNTRY:..............

Note that the ATM CARD has to be shipped to the designated address as will be provided by you, and I want you to know that the ATM CARD will be shipped by a delivery courier, so therefore you have to understand that your Club will be responsible for the payment of the delivery charges.

So therefore I will want you to fill the above form and send back to me so that the next information can be passed on to you. Congratulations.
Prof. Steven Maron
manageing Director Payment Department, COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENTDIRECT TEL: +2348035179729

[NY Mane]

This is the first response to their email from June 11.

Dear Professor,

Our club has numerous members so how can we claim the million dollars? What information do we provide? There are 11 of us in the club.

Sincerely,

________




What is the over/under on them getting tired of my senseless stupid emails? I say the O/U is 3 months.

[NY Mane]

I wish I could copy paste the ATM picture they attached to the email. I swear it is one of them plastic kid's toy ATM machines and they have a $1 bill sticking out it.

[NY Mane]

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[NY Mane]

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[NY Mane]

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: J. Ndlovu

YOUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03/2047

Sir,

I must insist that I have a one night stay in the Hilton. I will reimburse you the fee on my arrival. Distance to your location is not a problem as for the day I will be hiring a car as well as a whore.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

[NY Mane]

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[NY Mane]

Professor Maron,



I really need that ATM card. I need that money soon by August 23rd. Please email it to me since the fax number doesn't work. Just email me the card and I will use it at the bank near my club. Then I will send you some money. Give me your email address so I can email you the money.



My club thanks you!

[NY Mane]

Prof Maron,


Our club is having a party at the end of the month. With all of this money we will be able to construct more rooms in the club. We want you at our party as the honorary ghonneria guest. If we email you a train ticket will you come to ghonneria party?

The Cluib!

[NY Mane]

Response:

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE,
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA,
COMMITTEE ON ISSUING OF FOREIGN ATM CARD
2ND FLOOR, SENATE HOUSE,
WUSE 2, ABUJA, NIGERIA

Attn: ________,

I hereby write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and the content in it, I want you to know that the ATM CARD can be made available to you before on the 23rd of August after meeting with the requirement of any of the courier service you will prefer to ship the parcel to your designated Home address. I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations is correct. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible and in our bid to transparency. All necessary documents that will facilitate the clearance of your ATM Card in your name has been processed. Your ATM Card contains the following documents:

*ATM CARD NUMBER: 5103 5212 0000
*YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER IS 2900
*THE ATM CARD VALUE SUM OF $1.MILLION USD ONLY
*MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL VALUE OF $1000.00 USD IS PERMITTED ON WITHDRAW PER DAY and we are duly Inter Switch and you can make withdrawal in any location of ATM Center of your choice.

The ATM offers a convenient secure and widely acceptable . At the ATM you can do the Following.

CASH WITHDRAWAL:
BALANCE ENQUIRY:
PIN CHANGE:
MINI STATEMENT(LAST 10 TRANSACTIONS)*
FUNDS TRANSFER (BETWEEN CARD HOLDERS)
BILL PAYMENT*
AIRTIME PURCHASE

We have concluded delivery arrangement with all COURIER SERVICES, Courier Company to be fully insured by Nicon Insurance Corporation. In view of this development, you are requested to choose from the options listed below your choice and cost of delivery. DHL
Mailing: $250.00
Insurance: $164.00
Handling charges: $135.00
Vat: $51.00
TOTAL: $600.00 Usd

UPS

Mailing: $213.00Insurance: $151.00
Handling charges: $100.00
Vat: $43.00
TOTAL: $507 Usd
FedEx
Mailing: $239:00Insurance: $144.00
Handling charges: $125.00
Vat: $47.00
TOTAL: $545 Usd CONFIRM YOUR DELIVERY ADDRESS BELOW AND LET US KNOW IF THERE IS ANY CHANGE :RECEIVERS NAME:


DELIVERY ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER:


COUNTRY:


DELIVERY OPTION:



Please confirm if you can be able to take this cost so that I can know how to proceed, and please be informed that delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.

We await your urgent response by mail and do feel free to call the below phone number. Regards,
Prof. Steven Maron
manageing Director Payment Department,
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
DIRECT TEL: +2348035179729