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Old 01-29-2011, 04:51 PM
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Talking Nine words women use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to be quiet.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying the F word!

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old 01-29-2011, 08:27 PM
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you forgot "no"
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Old 01-29-2011, 08:38 PM
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You forgot "really". This is used when you are losing an arguement. Used in a questionable sense. Tread lightly as you are deemed in the wrong well before this word is used.
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Old 01-30-2011, 08:02 AM
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it's just a phase they get into
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Old 01-30-2011, 02:53 PM
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What a woman says: "It's not you, it's me" Translation: It's you.
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:15 PM
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:10 PM
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What a woman says: "It's not you, it's me" Translation: It's you.
No, No, No. that translates into lets be friends which now translates into `your not gettin laid`
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:13 PM
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