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11-13-2008, 05:45 AM
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November 13th--Happy F U Day
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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11-13-2008, 06:18 AM
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A few quotes from one of the greatest comedy shows of all time:
[Opening narration] Narrator: On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Felix Unger: The man puts his ketchup on his salad. Oscar Madison: So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine. Felix Unger: What are you doing? Oscar Madison: Sterilizing the wound. Felix Unger: With beer? Oscar Madison: It's got alcohol in it. Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick. Felix Unger: I'm going to the studio to pick up the gauntlet he threw down. Murray Greshler: You're so tidy. Oscar Madison: You want brown juice or green juice? Felix Unger: What's the difference? Oscar Madison: Three weeks. Oscar Madison: You ruined my wine. Felix Unger: Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles. Felix Unger: Everything you've ever owned is on that bed. Felix Unger: What do you dream about? Oscar Madison: Living alone. Oscar Madison: Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy. [when Oscar opens a suitcase from his closet, clothes fall out] Felix Unger: What's that? Oscar Madison: Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip. [pointing under the bed] Felix Unger: There are things growing under there! [Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight] Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that. Felix Unger: I don't. Oscar Madison: You don't have any fun either. Howard Cosell: [pointing to Oscar] Either he leaves or I leave. Felix Unger: [turning to Oscar] Leave! [Oscar is dating the princess of a tiny European country] Princess: My country is so small we only sent one athlete to the Olympics. Oscar Madison: Oh? What event did he compete in? Princess: All of them! Oscar Madison: How did he do? Princess: He died in the relays. Felix Unger: [while doing a commercial] I am a dramatization of a doctor. Felix Unger: [to woman on witness stand] Ah... you *assumed*. My dear, you should never *assume*. You see, when you *assume* [writes the word "assume" on a blackboard] Felix Unger: , you make an *ass*... out of *you*... and *me*. [repeated line] Felix Unger: Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! [repeated line] Howard Cosell: Don't call me Howie! Felix Unger: She likes... David Cassidy better than me! [Despondent that his daughter, Edna, isn't speaking to him] Oscar Madison: So do I! [repeated line] Felix Unger: [to Oscar] Let this be on your head.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#3
11-13-2008, 09:25 AM
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Are you still trying to get some pub for this???
The election (poll) is over... C'mon man, you gotta move forward in your life... 
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Where'd who go!?! (Hollywood - Top Gun) F Tom Hicks
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#4
11-13-2008, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#5
11-13-2008, 10:01 AM
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I absolutely hated that show but if it makes u happy Keith enjoy ur own personal holiday lol
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#6
11-13-2008, 10:11 AM
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lol
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Where'd who go!?! (Hollywood - Top Gun) F Tom Hicks
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#7
11-13-2008, 04:14 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#8
11-13-2008, 04:19 PM
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sorry keith but i am with u on taxi loved it
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#9
11-13-2008, 04:40 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#10
11-13-2008, 07:00 PM
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I suppose tomorrow is "Taxi" day
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