NSX owner gang raped by sleuthing Prime members

[sesh]

One of the most entertaining, laugh-out-loud threads I've read in a long, long time. Some jerkoff on NSXPrime apparently owns a few gambling sites, and somehow thought it would be a good idea to surreptitiously promote his little enterprise there.

Hilarity ensues....

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489

Edit: Apparently the news spread around pretty quick so the server's overloaded. If you get the "overloaded with traffic" message up just wait a few minutes and hit refresh.

[jrobie79]

haha havent seen something like that since the days of chuck wenzell, classic

[p1zza_man]

Thank you all who have provided me with this source of entertainment. I guess primarily thanks to Nick The Pedophile. Without you, this would not have been possible.

You know, you're not a bad looking guy in that photo. Why waste your time humping 15 year olds? Stick with fresh 18 year olds. Still pretty young, not too many miles on the chassis. And you won't end up making sweet sweet prison love to Bubba as a result. If you are REALLY ballin' like you represent, you should be able to nail some hot 18 year olds no problem. Crap. If I wasn't married i could take my ginormous salary and use it to bang as many hot 18 yr olds as possible. As it is I'll have to live banging my hot 43 yo wife. At least she doesn't waste All my money. In fact, the $15k I just spent on her birthday present is the most money she will go through all year. Find me a 15 year old that isn't money oriented that wants to hump a 28 year old.

Or did you just drug her up and then do the deed? "here honey, i brought you a pepsi.... What's the matter? Feeling woozy? Here lay down I'll make you some hot chicken soup." Did you respect her in the morning? Was this a one night stand, or did you woo her over a few months, buying her flowers, taking her out to dinner and pg-13 movies etc before the panties hit the floor?

I remember when my mom found a box of condoms in my room when I was 15. I got a long lecture with her and my dad at the kitchen table. As soon as she leaves, my old man says "Enjoy banging 15 year old chicks as much as possible, because these days are numbered." Then he cracks up laughing and we go out for lunch. Mom's none the wiser.

Favorite post from that thread.