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Old 03-29-2011, 09:07 PM
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O.J. Simpson eating good in prison

O.J. Simpson likes prison food?
Nevada’s prison system must serve some tasty food. O.J. Simpson has reportedly gained 50 pounds while doing time for robbery in the Silver State. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports the Pro Football Hall of Famer tips the scales at 275 pounds. He’s been chowing down on junk food and skipping exercise. Simpson, 63, is at risk of a heart attack.

“O.J. is turning into a butterball,” the source said. “If he doesn’t go on a diet, he’s going to die of a massive heart attack in jail. His kids are worried about him.” … “O.J. is so depressed over his weight that he can’t even take care of himself,” the source revealed. “He says, ‘I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. When I leave here, they’ll probably be taking me out in a pine box.’”
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:12 PM
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They may take him out of there in a pine box for another reason other than a heart attack

The Juice may get peeled
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:14 PM
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OJ is a shotcaller in there I bet
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:16 PM
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OJ living the good life even in prison!
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:19 PM
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:21 PM
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:13 AM
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:17 AM
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They may take him out of there in a pine box for another reason other than a heart attack

The Juice may get peeled
one can only hope

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Old 03-30-2011, 03:44 AM
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hes innocent
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Old 03-30-2011, 06:30 AM
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him and Barry Bonds.
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:20 AM
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:17 AM
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Spot On, hilarious how everyone just assumes he is guilty. OJ is actually a martyr. 60 years in jail for stealing back his own stuff
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:58 AM
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How did it happen that his personal stuff was in somebody elses possession?
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:13 AM
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him and Barry Bonds.
As was Michael Jackson... Also Scott Peterson..
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:47 AM
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As was Michael Jackson... Also Scott Peterson..
dont' forget Ray Lewis and Plaxico
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