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Old 01-20-2009, 02:56 PM
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President Obama has told Fox News that there aren't enough blacks on television. As a result, Fox has agreed to show America's Most Wanted 5 nights a week.
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racist much?
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i heard people say hes the first Halfrican-American President
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racist much?
No. Just heard a funny joke and passing it along. One of my co-workers is black, I told him the joke and even he thought it was funny. Think it should be no problem to post it and share it. Enjoy...
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same as NFLMan......not racist just heard these from chain text messages


is it ironic that a black man has the highest seat in the american govt, yet still lives in govt funded housing?

attention.......statue of liberty being torn down..... in its place: aunt jemima with a chicken leg in her hand
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same as NFLMan......not racist just heard these from chain text messages


is it ironic that a black man has the highest seat in the american govt, yet still lives in govt funded housing?

attention.......statue of liberty being torn down..... in its place: aunt jemima with a chicken leg in her hand

OMG..both of those are ****ing great
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President Obama has told Fox News that there aren't enough blacks on television. As a result, Fox has agreed to show America's Most Wanted 5 nights a week.
Its the same here. Not racist just factual. 80% of crimes here are comitted by those of dark skin, here its Maori and Pacific Islanders.
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same as NFLMan......not racist just heard these from chain text messages


is it ironic that a black man has the highest seat in the american govt, yet still lives in govt funded housing?

attention.......statue of liberty being torn down..... in its place: aunt jemima with a chicken leg in her hand
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Its the same here. Not racist just factual. 80% of crimes here are comitted by those of dark skin, here its Maori and Pacific Islanders.

every person on the most wanted list currently is white or hispanic...and yes they are racist jokes dave
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If Obama really wanted change he would have cancelled that bull$hit parade yesterday. They spent Millions and it could have been used to help with the financial crisis we are all in. Ross Perot had the right idea, he was going to cancell the celebration and save us all the money. This country will never get it, spend spend spend.... And this is not a joke.
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NFLMAN--why would you resort to jokes about Obama (some are VERY funny though) when you probably have another one of your BULLSHIT conspiracy thoeries like the crock of donkey shit you spew about Pat Tilllman being killed by the U.S. Govt??
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Its the same here. Not racist just factual. 80% of crimes here are comitted by those of dark skin, here its Maori and Pacific Islanders.
pacific islander girls are hot btw
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OK for Bush bashers to make jokes for 8 years but God forbid you make a joke about a black man or you're a racist. If you don't want to read them stay the hell out of here.

Besides rjb shouldn't you be in the NFL section trying to convince everyone that Tomlinson is not a broke down RB who isn't even worth a 3rd round pick.
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