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Old 02-01-2011, 05:09 PM
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Just left the drug store. While standing in line behind a 400+ lb. greasy headed lady she was holding a 12 pack of toilet paper in one hand and a 12 pack of beer in the other, As she approached the cashier she blurts out, "where is ya'lls dewsh". I almost gagged and literally laughed out loud.

Sorry Dr. Jack I know this is not Mainstreet material.
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:11 PM
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if she ddnt have legs everyone wouldve felt sorry for her
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:17 PM
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:18 PM
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if she ddnt have legs everyone wouldve felt sorry for her
lmfao, guy is on a roll tonight
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:18 PM
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Freakin' gross.......
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:20 PM
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Freakin' gross.......
Isnt it? And I know that at this very second she is popping a top and well hunting an applicator. Dear Jesus
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Old 02-01-2011, 05:34 PM
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:50 PM
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Just left the drug store. While standing in line behind a 400+ lb. greasy headed lady she was holding a 12 pack of toilet paper in one hand and a 12 pack of beer in the other, As she approached the cashier she blurts out, "where is ya'lls dewsh". I almost gagged and literally laughed out loud.

Sorry Dr. Jack I know this is not Mainstreet material.
And THAT my friend is why we DONT want to be American
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