One For All The Brady Haters

[mark12]

Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to heaven
to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long
and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and
in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers
him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?"

Brett says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to
be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[Hoosiercatdaddy]

come on Mark, this one is old. Jack posted it but instead of Brady it was Lemon

[mark12]

Missed it. Not funny with Lemon anyway.

[dhunter]

Originally Posted by Hoosiercatdaddy

come on Mark, this one is old. Jack posted it but instead of Brady it was Lemon

lemon...lmao