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02-29-2008, 09:35 PM
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One Way To Beat a Drug Test
Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work
PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough? Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work. When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was out jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid an upcoming drug test. The friend, Kurtis Johnson, of Burbank, has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was booked into the county jail and is expected to be charged with false reporting. Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer. © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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03-01-2008, 08:39 AM
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He needs to get in touch with Mexican Doctor Friend - say he has some sh*t that "makes you pee like a baby" Don't know from experience, but he's never been busted and I know he smokes the Ganja... just a thought... You'd think Barry would have looked into this... I guess if you always "pass" it doesn't matter... errr until now... LOL!
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03-01-2008, 08:39 AM
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JAy, Anyone you know?
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03-01-2008, 08:40 AM
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Quote:
 that's good...
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Where'd who go!?! (Hollywood - Top Gun) F Tom Hicks
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03-01-2008, 08:41 AM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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