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Old 03-24-2007, 11:15 PM
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Why it's important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.

Just one guy in front of me . . . an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated . . .

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:45 PM
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:37 AM
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:18 AM
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thats funny stuff
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:51 AM
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Why it's important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.

Just one guy in front of me . . . an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated . . .

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
A better version is exchanging YENS for US Dollars.
The puchline becomes.....

"FLUC U AMERI CAN"
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Old 03-25-2007, 12:19 PM
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good joke but "Fruc u" would be more accurate.
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