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01-06-2009, 10:49 AM
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Overheard in Family Court
I was in family court the other day and overheard a custody hearing. The judge said that I am going to give you to your mother. The child responded that his mother beats him.
The judge then said I will place you with your father. Once again the child said that his father beats him. Horrified the judge said I will have no choice but to place you with your maternal grandparents to which the child of course said they also beat me. Then in an unprecedented legal decision, the judge placed the custody of this young man with ....... the Detroit Lions, because they can't beat anybody
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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01-06-2009, 10:55 AM
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Ba-dum-bump!
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01-06-2009, 10:59 AM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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01-06-2009, 02:03 PM
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i thought i would have to wait till baseball season to read bad jokes...
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01-06-2009, 02:07 PM
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