Paris Hilton get-out-of-jail-free card: health condition

[The Judge]

UPDATE 1:30 p.m.:Law enforcement sources tell TMZ.com Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning.

Oh Paris...

The hotel heiress and should have toughed it out. But only three days after the living embodiment of American privilege and gaudy excess was incarcerated, she's managed to spring herself due to her poor health and duress behind bars. She's been fitted with an electronic monitoring device and will serve out her sentence in the confines of her West Hollywood home.

The L.A. Sheriff's Department and assorted health officials reportedly agreed that house arrest would be best.

[cptkirk321]

What an absoloute friggen joke

Throw the bitch back in there. I guess my parents lied to me all the time when they told me if you can't do the time then don't do the crime. I know thats only for regular people and not the likes of her.

[BurnTheEvidence]

this probably negated any news coverage the ducks had after winning the cup last night haha

[Keith]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

What an absoloute friggen joke
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Throw the bitch back in there. I guess my parents lied to me all the time when they told me if you can't do the time then don't do the crime. I know thats only for regular people and not the likes of her.

she violated probation by driving with a suspended license. She didn't belong there (in jail) in the first instance.

[cptkirk321]

No she should of been in jail to begin with for driving under the influence just like every other person, but its worse when this stupid dingy has zero excuse for it with the amount of god damn money she and her family have to have a driver everywhere she goes. And then instead of recognizing the law and penalty she got she still felt she was above it and got caught speeding more than double the speedlimit.

But doesn't matter she was sent to jail and should do her friggen time instead of being let out because she might have a mental breakdown, damn she has not mental to breakdown, lmao!! I think everybody in jail should use this to get out of jail free, what a hardship she has to wear an ankle bracelet and stay in her mansion. I feel for her

[Keith]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

No she should of been in jail to begin with for driving under the influence just like every other person, but its worse when this stupid dingy has zero excuse for it with the amount of god damn money she and her family have to have a driver everywhere she goes. And then instead of recognizing the law and penalty she got she still felt she was above it and got caught speeding more than double the speedlimit.

But doesn't matter she was sent to jail and should do her friggen time instead of being let out because she might have a mental breakdown, damn she has not mental to breakdown, lmao!! I think everybody in jail should use this to get out of jail free, what a hardship she has to wear an ankle bracelet and stay in her mansion. I feel for her

she was convicted initially of driving with ability impaired, after having had ONE drink, and just barely blowing the legal minimum. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, goes to jail for that (certainly not on a first offense). Upon violating her probation (by driving with a suspended license) what should have happened (and what would've happened to almost any other person) was the revocation (not suspension) of her license and community service.

She was sent to jail as an example to all the other celebs out in Tinseltown. She did not belong there.

[cptkirk321]

Keith she blew over just having one drink? Do you believe that? I agree no one goes to jail for this, but after having her license suspended, having more money than god she still feels she is above the law and gets caught speeding doing 70 in a 35 zone, then decides to show up for court late.

I agree maybe it was to make an example, but she has zero excuse in not following the law and suspension that was sent down to her and when she was incarcerated she is allowed out because she might have a mental breakdown, good maybe then she might grow up because as of now it seems she doens't have the capability to do that by herself. How many others would of been let out after 3 days because they might have a mental breakdown?

[pwherr]

I had my DL suspended when I was 19 for speeding.I drove and got caught.Guess what I went to jail.I knew what happened if I got caught.She did too.Maybe the crime does not fit the punishment but if you know whats going to happen.DON'T DO IT!!!!!!She should have done her time just like everyone else who breaks the law Period!

[cptkirk321]

Originally Posted by pwherr

I had my DL suspended when I was 19 for speeding.I drove and got caught.Guess what I went to jail.I knew what happened if I got caught.She did too.Maybe the crime does not fit the punishment but if you know whats going to happen.DON'T DO IT!!!!!!She should have done her time just like everyone else who breaks the law Period!

My god the criminals we have lurking around here at the Mall, lmao!!

[pwherr]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

My god the criminals we have lurking around here at the Mall, lmao!!

[cptkirk321]

pwherr too bad you didn't know Keith then, maybe he could of got you house arrest instead


Hey Keith, just out of curiosity have you ever got any business from any people here at the Mall? If you did not interested in names, just wondering if anybody has asked for your help on any legal matters

[Keith]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

Keith she blew over just having one drink? Do you believe that? I agree no one goes to jail for this, but after having her license suspended, having more money than god she still feels she is above the law and gets caught speeding doing 70 in a 35 zone, then decides to show up for court late.

I agree maybe it was to make an example, but she has zero excuse in not following the law and suspension that was sent down to her and when she was incarcerated she is allowed out because she might have a mental breakdown, good maybe then she might grow up because as of now it seems she doens't have the capability to do that by herself. How many others would of been let out after 3 days because they might have a mental breakdown?

Michelle Rodriguez, the actress from Lost, got busted for DWI (pretty sure it wasn't her first) and she spent 1 day in jail. ONE DAY.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

Hey Keith, just out of curiosity have you ever got any business from any people here at the Mall? If you did not interested in names, just wondering if anybody has asked for your help on any legal matters

you mean these losers ??? LOL--just kidding guys.

No I haven't. I am only admitted to practice in NY and NJ. Assuming it was an area of law that I did practice in, I could only help someone in those jurisdictions.

[BurnTheEvidence]

Originally Posted by Keith

Michelle Rodriguez, the actress from Lost, got busted for DWI (pretty sure it wasn't her first) and she spent 1 day in jail. ONE DAY.

Hawaii doesn't have laws. They're ruled by volcanoes.

[Romanowski]

lol kirk is seriulsy offended by this

get a life