Passing drug test

[football freak]

Need some help. I've searched google and see so many different opinions. I only smoke pot but need this job and can't pass this test in 2 weeks. Please only respond if you've tried something. Only marijuana. TIA

[Caddyman]

Ok dude. I haven't done this myself, but had my girlfriend do this and she passed with only a week notice. Go to a head shop and tell them your situation. They will guide you in the right direction. Usually you have to stop smoking a day before you do the cleanse, but I would stop now. Drink lots of water and do some exercise. The key is the going to the head shop and getting a cleanse for a drug test. Do what they tell you and you should be fine.

[Big Pimpin]

Originally Posted by football freak

Need some help. I've searched google and see so many different opinions. I only smoke pot but need this job and can't pass this test in 2 weeks. Please only respond if you've tried something. Only marijuana. TIA

Obviously you couldn't care less about the job if you still get high...

Also,any test worth a crap will detect masking agents..

GL and maybe quit the weed if you need the job so bad

[Romanowski]

stop getting high, drink a ton of water, and go to your local head shop, there should be a creatine type cleanse, works fast

gl

[Quiksilver]

I was in a simiar situation a number of years ago. Now, I don't know if the tests that are used more are more advanced but this is what I did with only about 2 days notice and I passed. I know that they now can test you using your hair. If that's the case then their isn't really much you can do short of shaving your entire body. But I'll assume its a piss test.

First thing...drink LOADS AND LOADS OF WATER!!! That's far and away the biggest thing you can do. It will help flush out the remnants of the THC in your body. Also, alot of it depends on how much fat you have on your body. If you have alot of fat, more of the THC will be stored in those cells. At the time, I was in really good shape so that played a part I'm sure. If you do need to slim down start running so you can burn off those fat cells and release the stored THC. I also drank something called Goldenseal Tea which is supposedly good for passing tests. You can get it from any health foods/GNC type of store.

Again, the bug thing DRINK plenty of water. Obviously, you should stop smoking now. I remember reading that THC stays in your system for about 30 days. So with two weeks notice if you really adhere to it you should be fine.

Good luck!

[Mendoza Line]

But if they do the test with a hair folicle, you're screwed.

Shave your body, Gattaca-style.

[Gobbler's Knob]

Cranberry juice is what my buddy told me. His teacher in trucking school told them all to drink it days before a test.

[TheHippieRipper]

Simple:

Take someone who isn't a weedsmoker's urine. Put it in a small capsule underneath your balls (to keep it warm) and you'll pass with flying colors.

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by TheHippieRipper

Simple:

Take someone who isn't a weedsmoker's urine. Put it in a small capsule underneath your balls (to keep it warm) and you'll pass with flying colors.

Tried that with my wife's piss but when the test came back that I was pregnant they fired me.

[TheHippieRipper]

LOL

I was going to add that you should probably use someone of the same gender

It can work with female urine though I've been told

[sportsreport]

Go see Vic Conte.....But otherwise what others have posted is what seems to work.

[Sweetleaf22]

order the dry Synthetic piss, just add water, works everytime!!


dont quit, its against your rights!!

[Trossi3389]

Originally Posted by TheHippieRipper

Simple:

Take someone who isn't a weedsmoker's urine. Put it in a small capsule underneath your balls (to keep it warm) and you'll pass with flying colors.

i did this back in the day with my brother in laws piss.. i had it in a little plastic squirt bottle with a miniature heat pack taped around it.. not only was it leaking in my pants during the meeting i still failed the test cause temperture came back WAY high..

So Yeah.... if you do it make sure its stays body temp... LOL

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by TheHippieRipper

LOL

I was going to add that you should probably use someone of the same gender

It can work with female urine though I've been told

also make sure the person doesn't have any sort of condition that will show up

[marmon4270]

To be honest the best thing is time... Most places test for the masking agents or goldenseal, etc... I'd listen to the people that said go to a head shop, tell them your situation, and see if there is anything new. Like I said, the only thing that really works is time. Good luck.