PittVipers Song

[pittviper]

Intended to this faggot none of you know... wrote it just for fun, and I am posting it just for entertainment value.. the basement has been pretty boring lately with all those stupid youtube videos being posted..

You've never heard me rap, so faggot what the hell you talking about/
Like sticking a FORK IN a TOASTER, you about to be SHOCKED, so watch out/
Whose the best at rap? Bitch its not hard to tell/
Call me LUCIFER, cuz' my rhymes HOT AS HELL/
Im not a BAD person, but my pen has HORNS/
Im a ROSE on the outside, but my pen has THORNS/
My lifes like FLIPPING A COIN, always getting HEAD OR TAIL/
Only get with SKINNY bitches because its mean to HUNT FOR WHALES/
Im starving like an Ethiopian, but not for food, just ate five minutes ago/
Starving for stardom, so is your mom, shes ON MY BALLS like a TENNIS PRO/
She gives me SO MUCH NECK, soon ima be a ****ing GIRAFFE/
Take her home, pop some champagne, then we off to the bubble bath/
Bank account has SEVEN FIGURES, sorta like a PHONE NUMBER/
Never afraid, calmer than a child in a dreamless slumber/
Im at the TOP of the game, cant go any further like the tip of MOUNT EVEREST/
Stuck my flag in the ground, and like a DREAM CATCHER all my DREAMS HAVE VANISHED/
Like MITIONARY, on the billboard I TOP YOU, leave you BREATHLESS like I STOLE YOUR BREATH/
Like im SHAKESPEARE and your MACBETH, how im WRITING about YOUR DEATH/
Don't mess with me, im SICK, and im not COUGHING so dont get it twisted/
Like David Blaine i'll twist your body around, your gonna wish you never existed/
Take your liver, ring it out like a wet cloth, tie it in a knot and hang it from a shelf/
Put your neck through the loop, and kick out the step. No you didn't COMMIT SUICIDE but you still KILLED YOURSELF/
What im trying to say is, im tough, while your a pussy/
Like a HALF BLIND man, cant you KINDA SEE?/
Im like the DOG for the blind man, the way I RUN these streets/
Your just a bitch pussy, on these streets you run from me/
Just jealous kid, like STOMP THE MUSICAL all I do is MAKE BEATS/
Nah I aint BRITISH, but im SERVING you like a BISCUIT AND TEA/
Strap your EYEBALLS to my NIKES, so you can WATCH DEFEAT (da feet)/
Pretending to be the LETTER AFTER 'L' is the only time you're an EMCEE (M see)/
Your songs are pushed under the sofa, while bitches put mine on repeat/
Your a FAG homey, this dude GOES IN more FRESH FRUITS than VITAMIN C/
Lately your bitch is DRIVING me INSANE like FIGHTING KIDS in the BACKSEAT/
But shes good in bed, so thats the only thing that matters to me/
You CAN'T SAY NOTHING, got your JAW LOCKED like you FORGOT THE KEY/
Sure you've got chains, but like WENDYS, none of them FROZEN/
MATTHEW, means GIFT from God, so let me PRESENT myself, im the man chosen/
To END your LIFE, GRIM REEPER sent me here. You dont want to fight me.. one PUNCH and your DEAD/
Let me speak about myself now, just call me the BAKERY because all I do is make BREAD/
Im a ****ing VET in this game. In CHESS terms your just a ROOK/
You PREDICTABLE dude, I can READ your EVERY MOVE like a HOW-TO-DANCE-BOOK/
You've never been with a girl, like SOLITAIRE you just PLAY WITH YOURSELF/
I stack POKER CHIPS, you just stack CHIPS. You can't compare to my wealth/
My flow is exotic, my lyrics erotic, and my sound is harmonic/
Everyone spits seliva, but my lyrics are DOPE so I spit CHRONIC/
Good drugs? nahh.. like a HAMILTON PROSTITUTE you SELL BAD CRACK/
Your fake kid.. When cops come, you PANIC like having an ANXIETY ATTACK/
Wanna talk guns? Bitch i've got more MAGS (magnums) than a MAGAZINE RACK/
Like Eminem says, "you could **** JILL on a HILL and you still wouldn't be JACK"/
Im fire, like HOMELESS living by the RAILWAY, ima continue to SPIT on this TRACK/
Nothing you can do to stop me, and thats a mother ****ing fact/
Knife to your throat, got your neck spraying the word perfection/
So step back, like SOMEONE WITH AIDS, you shoulda BROUGHT PROTECTION/
Like an OFFENSE ONLY practice, your DEFENSELESS without your crew/
Like CHEVY IM HARD LIKE A ROCK, bitch your SOFTER THAN YOGURT AT D.Q/
Messing with the best, faggot I don't think you thought this through/
Ima end your life, then have your GIRL ON MY HEAD like shes SHAMPOO/
Haha, bitch im at the TOP of my game, you need a ****ing LADDER to reach my LEVEL/
Always got PEN AND PAPER on me, so when I die I can get an AUTOGRAPH from the DEVIL/
Like BARRY BONDS I SMASH you with my BAT 756 TIMES OVER A FENCE/
I'm finished, I just killed you. Now im saying "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" like ive got a SIXTH SENSE/
Bury you six feet under the ground, let the ****ing funeral commence/

PV

[Trossi3389]

WO Dog

[The Judge]

You can't possibly be serious with that shit. If I were you, I would have gotten some feedback from your MySpace page before posting something as ridiculous as this crap.

Just sayin'.

Originally Posted by pittviper

Wanna talk guns? Bitch i've got more MAGS (magnums) than a MAGAZINE RACK/

<prnd>

[dhunter]

hard to beat this line

Strap your EYEBALLS to my NIKES, so you can WATCH DEFEAT (da feet)
Pretending to be the LETTER AFTER 'L' is the only time you're an EMCEE

[xxxFTWxxx]

you win at life

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by pittviper

Knife to your throat, got your neck spraying the word perfection/
So step back, like SOMEONE WITH AIDS, you shoulda BROUGHT PROTECTION/
Like an OFFENSE ONLY practice, your DEFENSELESS without your crew/
Like CHEVY IM HARD LIKE A ROCK, bitch your SOFTER THAN YOGURT AT D.Q/


PV

lol

[pittviper]

lol.. and no judge I wasn't being serious with this... 'twas a joke...

decided to post it here, because its fun to see your reactions..

[jaypasco]

man this kid ****ing retarded

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by pittviper

lol.. and no judge I wasn't being serious with this... 'twas a joke...

decided to post it here, because its fun to see your reactions..

it wasn't for funsies pitt...we all know it was for serious...or else you wouldn't have taken all that time to right it...lmao

[dhunter]

PV, you should make a vid of you rapping this song and post it on youtube

[dhunter]

nevermind, i see that you already did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-eaMq4LNfw

[BurnTheEvidence]

PV in the flesh, hardcoreeeeeeeee

[Seanie Mac]

pop a beat and start rollin.

liked the nike line

[Back Country]

Im not a BAD person, but my pen has HORNS/
Im a ROSE on the outside, but my pen has THORNS/My lifes like FLIPPING A COIN, always getting HEAD OR TAIL/
Only get with SKINNY bitches because its mean to HUNT FOR WHALES/

lmao

And i thought that mlbs/pebble/whoevers threads were bad

This was tragic, possibly the worst rap ever. But i guess thats an accomplishment in itself... so well played

[Gerk]