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Old 08-30-2010, 09:03 PM
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Polamalu's Hair Insured for a Million Dollars

Head and Shoulders ................


The shampoo-peddlers took out a $1 million Lloyd's of London insurance policy on the future Hall of Famer's hair, although terms of what was needed for them to collect were not made public.


Heidi Klum's legs are insured for $2.2 million, Jennifer Lopez's butt is insured for $27 million, and Rod Stewart's voice is insured for $6 million.

Dolly Parton had each breast insured for $300,000..

Tom Jones' Chest Hair: $7,000,000


British male stripper named Frankie Jakeman insured his penis for $1.6 million



The Rolling Stones' Keith Richards insured his middle finger to the tune of $1.6 million


David Lee Roth's semen was insured for $1 million back in the 1980s
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:11 PM
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The things people can get insured nowadays lol, so funny! What will be next, Peyton Manning insuring his right arm?
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Dumbest fukin thing I have ever heard of.

I'd pay someone a million dollars to hit him with a bat and cut all his hair off. Fukin girl
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Idiot girlie man.
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:08 AM
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Old 08-31-2010, 06:05 AM
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“Head & Shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars,”
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:42 AM
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:45 AM
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The things people can get insured nowadays lol, so funny! What will be next, Peyton Manning insuring his right arm?
It would make a lot more sense
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:46 AM
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was thinking the same...


was also thinking how strange it is for a steeler fan... from pittsburg none the less.. to think it is cool to have your hair insured. Just about any other city I could see it.. but someone from pitt ? outcast
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:54 AM
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I never said it was cool, but hey you can hate all day...

your probably just Bald like PB.....




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Old 08-31-2010, 08:55 AM
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Seeing how big of a homer you are.. I somehow don't see you posting this if you thought it was embarrassing! Don't kid around... you thought it was cool.
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:57 AM
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So how does he collect on this?

Will it be fraud if he has someone do a drive by cutting?
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:07 AM
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Cricketeer Merv Hughes insured his Caps-playoff-like 'stache for over $300,000

David Beckham insured his legs for $70 million
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:48 PM
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where did "future hall of famer" come from?
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Old 08-31-2010, 02:20 PM
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I never said it was cool, but hey you can hate all day...

your probably just Bald like PB.....



SUPER GAY!!!

I'm bald and much prettier than this man...
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