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Old 11-20-2011, 12:04 PM
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Pregame Rituals
I don't know if this is typical, i'm not going to think about it, but here was mine today..

Got up at 5am to piss, went back to bed and layed there for about 20 minutes, could'nt sleep, entangled my legs with my wifes legs trying to get sex, she kicked them away. Got up, started the blue mountain coffee, watched an X hamster video intitled "beautiful lesbian maid" I believe..got a cup of coffee, wrote an e mail, did a few one hits of Dark Mark, drank coffee and made a few posts at Cappers Mall. Went down to my gym and worked out while watching the DVR of the BYU vs New Mexico State late game from last night..Another winner for the Playboy! Contuined to smoke dope and drink coffe while working out hard..Weight machine, jump rope, Heavy bag, speed bag..etc..etc..Came back upstairs, wife was up..Loved her up a little then got in a fight when she asked me where my 16 year old kids job application went..She wanted him to fill it out on his own and turn it in on friday, I wanted him to let me help him (its his first) and he'd turn it in Monday..I told her to shutup and find another problem..She went into her room to sulk..Watched A dvr of Pro Football Weekly and continued to smoke pot, made another couple Cappers Mall Posts on my labtop in the living room and did 1000 sit ups..One of my sons got up and I told him to go get the case of Stella Arterios outta my Jeep and put it in the fridge for the Bears game..Ate a piece of leftover chicken from last night, extra salt. Took a 20 minute hot tub, then a shower, shave and teeth brushing..made up with the wife, threw her $1500 bucks, she's going out shopping with my youngest daughter today, and made one more Cappers Mall Post intitled Pregame Rituals..

And here we are

button up your chinstraps boys....ITS GAME TYME!
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Old 11-20-2011, 12:19 PM
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watched an X hamster video
This is the only part I believe.
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Old 11-20-2011, 12:23 PM
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ooohhhh wow this is gonna get ugly .. lol lol lol .. cant wait!
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Old 11-20-2011, 12:28 PM
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lol. Can't wait. This guy is so lazy it's not funny
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Old 11-20-2011, 03:15 PM
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This is the only part I believe.
i believe that dave .. but i also believe he was into the homo porn not "beautiful lesbian maid"
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Old 11-20-2011, 03:31 PM
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I took a shit walked up to MCdees to grab a McGriddle a medium sized latte. Stopped in at the local Supermarket to pick up some bread and chips. Did some proline tickets. Got in did some online bets. Watched the Bills game puked at halftime and took a shit when the game ended.
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Old 11-20-2011, 03:58 PM
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...while watching the DVR of the BYU vs New Mexico State late game from last night..Another winner for the Playboy!
That was not your play; you said it was your son's play. He went 1-1.
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:53 PM
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That was not your play; you said it was your son's play. He went 1-1.
It was my account..

UPDATE: 6 beers, then ordered Chineese food. Watching Bears dominate.
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:55 PM
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i believe that dave .. but i also believe he was into the homo porn not "beautiful lesbian maid"
I never venture into that catagory. It's always Mature or Lesbian and quite often a combonation of the two..Occiasionaly I'll search Housewife
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:57 PM
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smoke dope and drink coffe while working out hard
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:07 PM
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entangled my legs with my wifes legs trying to get sex, she kicked them away.
Sounds like the ritual at my house every morning.....
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:42 PM
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Bears are hardly dominating there boss man
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:31 PM
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Sounds like the ritual at my house every morning.....
lol

we gotta keep tryin though don't we? I'm batting about .... maybe .330 at home and 1000 on the road, when we are on vacation..
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:33 PM
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smoke dope and drink coffe while working out hard

it heps with the motivation
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:43 PM
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lol

we gotta keep tryin though don't we? I'm batting about .... maybe .330 at home and 1000 on the road, when we are on vacation..


Holy shit, I'm 1000 on the road too..about .200 at home
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