Proper peeing manners

[Ron Mexico]

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach
good
> manners, asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice
young
> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
> impolite.
>
> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
>
> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word
> bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and
> show us your good manners?"
>
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment?
I
> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll
get
> to meet after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted......
>

[Ron Mexico]

Hows this one Jay???