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Old 02-12-2011, 01:08 AM
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Puked in my room...

On Monday Night/Tuesday Morning, after the superbowl, apparently I puked over the side of my bed sometime during the night. I don't remember doing this and I wasn't drunk to any degree whatsoever, but the next morning the sight was pretty vicious, nay, horrendous.

The floor is carpeted, so I've spent the better part of the last 4 days cleaning it up. There is still a slight stain which I think I can, with a little elbow grease and a steroid jerk or two, dispel. I've also had the windows open the entire time since I awoke that Tuesday morning. However, the odor is quite awful, and I've tried many things to try to quell the stench of vomit.

Seemed to have gotten myself in a little bit of a pickle.

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Old 02-12-2011, 01:42 AM
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:48 AM
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use febreze like victor is saying for now.

rent a carpet cleaning machine from a grocery store, wal-mart, etc......
pretty inexpensive if you do it yourself.
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:55 AM
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:55 AM
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On Monday Night/Tuesday Morning, after the superbowl, apparently I puked over the side of my bed sometime during the night. I don't remember doing this and I wasn't drunk to any degree whatsoever, but the next morning the sight was pretty vicious, nay, horrendous.

The floor is carpeted, so I've spent the better part of the last 4 days cleaning it up. There is still a slight stain which I think I can, with a little elbow grease and a steroid jerk or two, dispel. I've also had the windows open the entire time since I awoke that Tuesday morning. However, the odor is quite awful, and I've tried many things to try to quell the stench of vomit.

Seemed to have gotten myself in a little bit of a pickle.

Any suggestions?

this isn't a good thing.

throwing up causes lots of movements, you might have blacked out without the use of alcohol, and i would try to find out why.

think about it, try to throw up with your eyes closed, hard because of all the pressure being exerted out.

pretty weird event, must be like sleepwalking, but that's something.
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Old 02-12-2011, 03:54 AM
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eating too many hats dude...that will fuk up your system
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Old 02-12-2011, 04:47 AM
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Old 02-12-2011, 06:24 AM
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Take a big dump on the other side of the bed that way u will forget all about the puke,
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Old 02-12-2011, 06:34 AM
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Old 02-12-2011, 06:51 AM
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While we're on the topic.... how do I get cum out of my cat's fur?
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Old 02-12-2011, 06:55 AM
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While we're on the topic.... how do I get cum out of my cat's fur?
dawn dish soap with a sprinkle of basil
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Old 02-12-2011, 09:16 AM
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I did this a few weeks ago after drinking cranberry and vodkas all night and eating burgers. Not a good mess of chunky cranberry stain on my carpet. Apparently that night I covered it up with paper towels and only remembered it was there the next morning when I stepped in it.

Anyways, I soaked it up with the paper towels as best as I could, which got pretty much of it out. Then I got a stain remover for carpets at the family dollar and sprayed it on, worked pretty well. Then used some powder stuff to help it smell better and vaccummed everything up
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Old 02-12-2011, 09:17 AM
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U should prob sleep in a beekeepers outfit parrot
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Old 02-12-2011, 09:25 AM
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That would work, instead of puking all over the carpet, I would just puke on myself.

For the record I slept naked that night
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:50 AM
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