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09-07-2010, 11:22 AM
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Quotations & Sayings
We`ve all heard them. Lets hear some of your favorites.
Example.... A crutch away from a telethon A raisin short of a fruitcake Two sandwiches short of a picnic basket A few beers short of a six-pack
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#2
09-07-2010, 11:37 AM
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Do you believe what you believe is really real
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#3
09-07-2010, 11:44 AM
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hotter then a two dollar pistol
she's been beat with an ugly stick slicker then owl sh*t dumberna rock couldnt get laid in a whore house colder then a witch's titty
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#4
09-07-2010, 12:07 PM
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crazier than a sprayed roach
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#5
09-07-2010, 12:37 PM
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dribbling the ball in two hoops..
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#6
09-07-2010, 01:05 PM
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like white on rice
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#7
09-07-2010, 01:45 PM
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like a monkey f*cking a football
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#8
09-07-2010, 01:46 PM
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she has a face like a dry elbow
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#9
09-07-2010, 01:55 PM
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f*ed up worse than a bent wheel bicycle
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#10
09-07-2010, 01:59 PM
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i gotta piss like a 5-dick billy goat
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"Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded." --Yogi Berra "Always tell the truth, that way you won't have to remember what you said." --Mark Twain *=$50,000
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#11
09-07-2010, 02:14 PM
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1. Just because I am on a diet, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu
2. Close only counts in horse shoes & hand grenades 3. It's only cheating, if you get caught 4. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat 5. Complacency Is The Enemy Of Success 6. A Pat On The Back Is 8 Inches Away From A Kick In The Ass 7. Anyone Can Learn From His Mistakes; but A Wise Man Learns From Others Mistakes 8. Organization + Preparation = Opportunity 9. Be careful of the toes you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you are Kissing tomorrow 10. When I Get Called To The Big House Above, I Want Them To Bury Me Face Down, So All My Critics Can Kiss My Ass
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"A Pat On The Back Is Only 8" Away From A Kick In The Ass"
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#12
09-07-2010, 02:15 PM
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if u shit in the tub u better shower in the toilet
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#13
09-07-2010, 03:33 PM
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Just because you pour syrup on shit don't make it pancakes.......
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#14
09-07-2010, 04:21 PM
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butta face
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#15
09-07-2010, 04:34 PM
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A fry short of a happy meal.
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