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Old 04-04-2010, 03:19 AM
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R U gonna get some pu**y or not?

My buddy Rick and his sister Lisa and I were talking earlier tonight and this situation popped up: Lisa said that she took a guy home from a bar that she knew from high school 20 years ago. She had seen him out a couple times through the 20 years, but didn't date him or had never been with him. At 3am they went to her place and she let him sleep in her bed with her. She said that she didn't have sex with him or at least she said she didn't. (maybe she didnt want to say it in front of me or her brother) He was drunk and she had been drinking.....I kinda joked around and called her a tease...she kinda got pissed and then we started talking about it.....I said that she put herself in a bad situation that could have turned ugly. If he was drunk and needed a place to crash, I'm sure the couch would have worked out. I told her that I would probably be expecting some ass or a bj or something........I also told her that if a chick took me home the same night from a bar and let me in her bed that I prob wouldn't have much to do with her after that night if it was that easy for her to allow me in her bed so fast. Her friends were there so she had two or three alternate rides home, but chose a "rugged" guy from school. Her brother was pissed at her and was pretty much agreeing to everything I said. She thinks we are wrong to think that......I just said that nothing says that she should "have" to give him some ass, but many guys would think they are on the path to getting some that night. After I told my girlfriend, she was in the middle on this one. I told Lisa that I would present this to Cappersmall guys...Of course, I then had to explain CM without sounding gay. So, the question is: If a chick has you take her home at 3am and you have both been drinking, do you think that your getting some ass? And if you don't, are you very disappointed? Lets hear it!
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:23 AM
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:54 AM
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If a chick has me take her home at 3:00 am after drinking I`m not looking to get some ass. If she takes me in her bed, yes I`m looking to get some ass. If that didn`t happen then she is a tease or changed her mind at the last minute. Either way I`d be cool with it and then ask her what she would like for breakfast. lol
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:13 AM
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lol on the breakfast Victor!
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Of I like her, no ass is expected. If I don't think she is worth pursuing down the road, I go for the tail. A bj at minimum before I leave.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:27 AM
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Of I like her, no ass is expected. If I don't think she is worth pursuing down the road, I go for the tail. A bj at minimum before I leave.
Would you date a chick like this that took you home and let you in her bed that fast? Would you be afraid that maybe this was her normal routine and that you might not be able to trust her down the road? (moral and values?
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:36 AM
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I'd date her. If I like her, I wouldn't try and get action either. After all, it's normal routine for me to get as much action as possible. Therefore I wouldn't pursue it that night. Thankfully that's all in the past now that I'm married.

I am looking to have an affair if she is willing. Let me know.
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Old 04-04-2010, 10:11 AM
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I will check on that for you PG........I think that if I really liked her, I want to see what kind of girl she really is especially when she is drinking. I don't want a relationship with someone that's gonna take me home at 3am and let me get in her bed....Now if she's a DRW, then lets get it on.
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def. be getting in that ass
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Old 04-04-2010, 11:06 AM
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lisa an guzzberry would b in da shower azz we speak...
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Old 04-04-2010, 11:24 AM
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lisa an guzzberry would b in da shower azz we speak...
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Old 04-04-2010, 11:54 AM
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take her home at 3 a.m im thinkin i may have some p%$#y

take me to her bed at 3 a.m drinkin or not thats a belmont kid 30*

im definately gettn some unless she passes out then its a push.
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Would you date a girl that you bagged on the first night? I prob wouldn't, unless there is some really weird situation that I completely understood....Im not sure what that might be though.............
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pretty sure only a gay guy wouldnt want something while sleeping in same bed
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:17 PM
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pretty sure only a gay guy wouldnt want something while sleeping in same bed
Unless he passed out.....thats the only thing I can think of...You would be all over it J
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