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Old 12-22-2009, 08:45 PM
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Racist Jokes

Anyone have any good ones??


go ahead...u post 1st
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:49 PM
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Kinda old but....

OJ showed up in court for his sentencing wearing a hawiian shirt.

The judge said...." Your going to the Can Coon not Cancun"
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:50 PM
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f-ing racist


I had a real good one back in the day but keith got very upset and still hates me for it
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:51 PM
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mine would def get me a banning
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:51 PM
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is funny though ronald...
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mine would def get me a banning


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Old 12-22-2009, 08:53 PM
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I will try em out in a couple weeks and let u know how they go over
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:55 PM
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LOL....i only have my 1 go to fave...but its very offensive..


maybe jack let me post it?
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:57 PM
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Mine is def offensive and wouldnt ask to put it up.......no shot
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:58 PM
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yes...cant have keith mad at me more then he still is
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bunch of p*ssies. you start a thread then run like a biatch!
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:59 PM
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

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Be hates whitey i see
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bunch of p*ssies. you start a thread then run like a biatch!


oh its bad ronnie
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:02 PM
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got to agree with ronnie here
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