Raider Fan

[Ron Mexico]

Two boys are playing football in Cental Park, when one is attacked by a
rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence,
wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
in
his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in New York City I just assumed you were." said
the
reporter and starts again.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued
writing
in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm an Oakland Raiders fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Thug Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."