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Old 04-19-2006, 09:44 AM
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Post Randy Johnson - 2nd in unsexiest man

Dang - how ugly must this guy be (never seen him) if he surpasses Randy Johnson?

US comedian called world's 'unsexiest' man

BOSTON (Reuters) - Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes. Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list. "Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:05 AM
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With Gilbert Gottfred, Besides his looks, his comedy and voice drag him down even further,

Carrot Top deserves to be on this list for the same shortcomings
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:07 AM
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i'm pretty sure you'll know who Gottfred is when you see him, just do a google search.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:29 AM
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David wells should be on that list as well.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:36 AM
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Hmmm, a discussion on Men's sexiness level. Intereesting. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but.....
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:40 AM
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Hmmm, a discussion on Men's sexiness level. Intereesting. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but.....
Damn Jonny, Please get a new line before Vegas. That line is like Carrot Top's routine, old and tired

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Old 04-19-2006, 10:44 AM
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What about Gustavo Chacin?
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:45 AM
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Damn Jonny, Please get a new line before Vegas. That line is like Carrot Top's routine, old and tired

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With Gilbert Gottfred, Besides his looks, his comedy and voice drag him down even further,

Carrot Top deserves to be on this list for the same shortcomings
Carrot Top is a real ugly girl... i mean guy
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:46 AM
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oh, and the ugliest man on earth is none other than Scottie Pippen
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:49 AM
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oh, and the ugliest man on earth is none other than Scottie Pippen
His face must be a foot and a half long
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:50 AM
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Sam Cassel is one sexy Martian, but also one ugly-ass man.
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:51 AM
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Damn Jonny, Please get a new line before Vegas. That line is like Carrot Top's routine, old and tired

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Never seen Carrot Top perform, but i heard he got plastic surgery.
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Old 04-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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it musta been darell77's new avatar that pushed him into the top spot,

just messin w/ u darrel
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