Ranking the Top 50 Cappers Mall Attention Whores

[Dr. Jack]

You didn't think I was that crazy did ya?

All in fun of course - we're all attention whores

[Dr. Jack]

over/under on when this gets to the basement

under 3 hours -240
over 3 hours +200

[Gobbler's Knob]

1-49 , Skippy

50 - Phwerr (In Game threads are a desperate cry for friendship )

[alby]

lol.

how do you really think this ones gonna turnout?

I bet nobody takes anything personally.

[pwherr]

1-49 Skippy
50.Goturds
end of list

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by alby

lol.

how do you really think this ones gonna turnout?

I bet nobody takes anything personally.

I think this will be very friendly with no low blows. I also predict Terps and Greek to officially makeup in this thread

[pwherr]

Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob

1-49 , Skippy

50 - Phwerr (In Game threads are a desperate cry for friendship )

Thanks for the vote Knob polisher

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by pwherr

Thanks for the vote Knob polisher

See, you've already posted twice in this thread...........Everybody look at me

[Rookie Pix]

Originally Posted by Dr. Jack

over/under on when this gets to the basement

under 3 hours -240
over 3 hours +200

Jack,

I'll take the over due to it being Monday,Columbus Day, and lack of participation by absentee mallers

2* 2 units
OVER 3 hrs -240

Thanks!

[pwherr]

Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob

See, you've already posted twice in this thread...........Everybody look at me

And so have you knob licker

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by Rookie Pix

Jack,

I'll take the over due to it being Monday,Columbus Day, and lack of participation by absentee mallers

2* 2 units
OVER 3 hrs -240

Thanks!

When you lose this wager, just bet 100 units on the next one and you'll be right back in the game

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by pwherr

And so have you knob licker

Please don't make fun of me , I have low self esteem.

[Gerk]

Without naming names, here is some of my criteria

1. Anyone who uses terms like "Monster Play", "Power Selection", "50 Star Bomb" "Game of the Year", especially if their year lasts about a week since their last "Game of the Year etc.

2. Someone who bumps their thread several times a day to make sure they are on the top of the heap. This can be done by thanking everyone individually, adding an inane comment about their play etc.

3. Someone who goes in and views their own thread 100 times to make sure their views go up. And we know who you are

4. Someone who bumps their own thread up after every win to let everyone know about it.

5. Someone who feels the need to claim how good they are. Good cappers are like farts. The silent ones are always the deadliest.


Those are off the top of my head, will add more as I think about it

[Gobbler's Knob]

How about someone that makes up lists proclaiming they are better than everyone.

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by Gerk

4. Someone who bumps their own thread up after every win to let everyone know about it.

If I ever win a game I may try this