Santa's cm member gift list

[THE Sports PROFIT]

Was at a Christmas Party last night and the drunken fat **** dropped this list on his way out. Take a look.

Cappers Mall Gift List:

Revnecro: A soul

Jack/Chris90210: Andrew Luck

PB20: More new cm members to abuse and verbally annihilate...and bottle of john? powers whiskey.

Jack: Bottle of John Powers whiskey to send to PB20 so he lays off new members.

WCI: 1 yr membership to Jenny Craig....lifetime membership to AA

BE90210: 2 books: Hockey: The Greatest Sport of All/Canada: The Best Country Ever. Oh, and some blow.

Quadzilla: A new City....too "big" for Pittsburgh: Hello San Diego!!. Add some spice to the Vanilla Bunch down there.

dhunter: A new address, in case Quad knows current one.

RonnyMex: 10 years of great fortune/health/luck: repayment for one hell of a shite year.

RJB: an autographed football by kc chiefs/denver broncos team picture/trip for 2 to Oakland and Raiders tickets....and one knife.

Mendoza Line: Selection to CM HOF

Keith: A Jewpon for 20 DVDS at "Porn are us store".

UVA: An autographed picture of WCI...before and after...

Hoosier Cat Daddy: Mechanical Bull riding lessons.

KacknBalls: 1 book: How to pace yourself and hold your liquor.

GG: A keyboard without Caps Lock option.

Falcon Freak: Invitations: to send to CM Members for a weekend of free beer and wings in Atlanta at restaurant. Also a new granddaughter (delivered early)

Sweetleaf: An autographed naked picture of Alex Ovechkin/An autographed picture of Philadelphia Eagles and Phillies as well. Quad's new address in San Diego.

Big Pimpin: A heart, as well as the newest edition of Profanity: the right way to say things.

SMET: A ticket to send TSP to come and visit his sister in law.

Ran Picks: Carrie Underwood (have to fight hockey player for her)

MCP: A Peace Sign...and some height.

BT33: Rematch with Ronny Mex

Hamilrock: A german wife. Stop the italian gene machine.

Westcoast O: A giftcard to use at any 7-11 for slurpees and same book as BP is getting so **** Off.

Scroda: A naked picture of the Judge

Judge: A bunch of bad gambler's with lots of money

WildKat: New Girlfriend and some fancy food like shrimp scallops and lobster.

BTI: Lifetime supply of Tequila and a plane ticket to Toronto.

Tribal Life/JSI: A new carpet and a naked photo of PB20

Deck: 2 Nordic Blondes who love the Vikings

Pwerr: A shirt that is not camouflauge.

BSG: A book on "How to explain things clearly to all"

Yankee23: ANOTHER World Series

Gerk: The QB after Andrew Luck

Huscroft: Another 1st rd pick from Toronto.

Kramer: A doobie

Guzzi: A Guzzi dictionary for all members to translate.

Trossi: A new fannypack

Dave NZ: A new sheep

Victor: More than 1 pick a day

RDA: Less than 3 picks a day

Big Buck: A ticket to every PGA event

Gobbler Knob: Jack's address. He'd love a visit.

Proline Forum: Nothing: You're in Canada, you have everything!!!

Merry Christmas to all


Cheers, Santa Claus

[HAMILROCK]

I have a polish girlfriend, will that do?

[guzzi]

guzzberry must b santa...dat fatt fukk...

[THE Sports PROFIT]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

I have a polish girlfriend, will that do?

What color is her mustache.

[rjb1816]

lol some of those pretty good

[THE Sports PROFIT]

There was a 2nd page..missed one.

Upinya: His reward pts to real money for all his hard work. And a hot parole officer (female of course) he wasn't gone that long.

[dhunter]

well done tsp

[HAMILROCK]

Originally Posted by THE Sports PROFIT

What color is her mustache.

same as the vagina

[Dr. Jack]

Good stuff TSP. Lol

[rjb1816]

i would also like a chiefs loss please..ty

[THE Sports PROFIT]

Damn, there were two more on back of page. Sorry fellas, last ones though, i checked.

Cuseman: more opinions

BLB: Exoneration (not likely though)...hard to deliver

[Randle Pat McMurphy]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

i would also like a chiefs loss please..ty

Sorry, Santa wears red and white not powder "gay" blue.

[Sweetleaf22]

id better start behaving, i did nt get anything i want, guess Santa is always watching......

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

cut myself off no more than 3 pops of Johnny Powers but there is an extremly good chance I have a bottle of Paddy whiskey under my tree this year. U cant get it here and Im pretty sure my aunt brought it over awhen she was here. Look out basement if thats the case u can be assured I will start even more keaningless threads

[THE Sports PROFIT]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

cut myself off no more than 3 pops of Johnny Powers but there is an extremly good chance I have a bottle of Paddy whiskey under my tree this year. U cant get it here and Im pretty sure my aunt brought it over awhen she was here. Look out basement if thats the case u can be assured I will start even more keaningless threads

I don't even know what John Powers is...???? or if correct at all.... was just off top of this hungover head this a.m...remembered reading it somewhere u wrote....didn't bother to look up.