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05-13-2011, 07:43 PM
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Sayings that make you LOL
Saw this on another forum.
Mine are: You got to be tugging on my tenderloin. Nervous as Leon Spinks at a spelling bee. Getting any stink on your hangdown? Better than a kick in the ass with a frozen moccasin. Sweatin like a blind lesbian in a fish market. You coming?....No, I'm not even breathing hard. 
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05-13-2011, 07:49 PM
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Quote from be43720 on the Pippa Middleton thread:
"She's pretty hot, I would hit it like a retard with a new drum set on christmas morning" bigsportsguy2006 and darth wager like this.
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05-13-2011, 08:02 PM
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Im from pittsburgh
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05-13-2011, 08:16 PM
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Luckier than a submarine sailor with titz on his back.
> Has more balls than Rawlings. > Happier than Elton John and Pee Wee Herman playing "Leap Frog" > Oakas and U**Y were just trying to help the sheep get over the fence. > Happier than a Nun doing push ups in a cucumber patch. > The rest are in the 1 and a half year "Welcome back Upinya thread.
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05-13-2011, 08:21 PM
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Quote:
 Hope you are feeling better my friend.
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05-13-2011, 08:41 PM
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one of my favs
" I would drink your bath water "
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05-13-2011, 08:44 PM
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Ive had worse...
Drunker than three monkeys Sweeter than bear meat
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05-13-2011, 08:44 PM
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She so fine I'd eat the corn out of her sh*t
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05-13-2011, 08:47 PM
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Western Playboy's lock of the day
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05-13-2011, 09:08 PM
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Gfym
gfys
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05-13-2011, 10:31 PM
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turdin' and birdin'
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05-13-2011, 10:55 PM
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Quote:
I'm gettin by okay. I couldn't pass up a chance like this...LOL
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05-14-2011, 08:07 AM
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"You'd have better luck playing pick-up-sticks with your butt cheeks"
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05-14-2011, 09:47 AM
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I just thought of one that an old timer at the OTB used to use.
My luck is so bad that if it was raining women I'd get hit by a queer.
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07-13-2011, 04:47 AM
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im from philadelphia
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