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Old 05-14-2006, 12:13 PM
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Seanie Mac's business proposal
This is the pimp

Seanie wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she
belonged
to someone else...

One day Seanie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a $100 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Seanie said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her < BR>boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he
won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!


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Old 05-14-2006, 12:19 PM
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lol
how long does it take to pick up $ 200 in pennies ?
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:24 PM
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how long does it take to pick up $ 200 in pennies ?
Depending on the coins.....use a giant magnet.
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:31 PM
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lol she musta been an ugly dukling for 200,, i charge min 300 an hour, or a G for the overnighter, and i dont call and bother the process after 45 mins,, shyt how are we to maximize profit potential with these type of disturbances,, what a rookie her BF was,,
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:44 PM
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Depending on the coins.....use a giant magnet.
Coins are non-magnetic. You of all people should have known this.
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:48 PM
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Coins are non-magnetic. You of all people should have known this.
NOT all.
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:49 PM
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NOT all.
ok, ALL US coins
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:54 PM
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ok, ALL US coins
LOL.....even US coins
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:06 PM
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LOL.....even US coins
Which ones Skip? Coins are currently are made out of a large % of a brass alloy, which is non-magnetic. Grab a magnet and try it. It doesn't work.
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lol i am slick like that, i know
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How could some coins be magnetic and some not if they are all made out of the same stuff???
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how did this great thread about me being slick and gettin some, come all the way around to magnetic coins. some things just arent right.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:23 PM
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Which ones Skip? Coins are currently are made out of a large % of a brass alloy, which is non-magnetic. Grab a magnet and try it. It doesn't work.
There are still coins in circulation that were minted years ago that actually contained SILVER.

Hence the term "Silver Dollar"

The silver has been removed from coins minted within the last 30 yrs or so in order to reduce the cost of production.
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Dec.: 3-0-0 (W3)
Nov.: 2-2-0 (L1)
MLB Record (all 1 unit plays for $1):
April '06: 7-5-1 (+2.16)
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Risks: One unit per day
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:31 PM
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There are still coins in circulation that were minted years ago that actually contained SILVER.

Hence the term "Silver Dollar"

The silver has been removed from coins minted within the last 30 yrs or so in order to reduce the cost of production.
Yeah I'm sure Seanie has a whole bag of 1940 Silver Dollars
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:32 PM
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how did this great thread about me being slick and gettin some, come all the way around to magnetic coins. some things just arent right.
Just remember that you had to pay for it. Real pimps get it for free. Get 'em next time.
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