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Old 08-24-2011, 10:57 AM
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Semi-truck crashes into Ohio adult store to steal $800 vagina
A “sex-crazed loser” stole a semi-truck and crashed it into the AdultMart in Brownhelm Township, Ohio Monday.

The man made off with an $800 vagina that WOIO described as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.”

The Post Chronicle (NSFW) reported that the sex toy was this product (NSFW) by Pipedream.

Gawker noted that a man crashed his car into the same store in 2009 to steal a less costly model.

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Good for this guy. Better than going out and raping someone.
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:32 AM
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thats what you get when you start watching porn at the age of 13
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:41 AM
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Old 08-24-2011, 12:03 PM
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Good for this guy. Better than going out and raping someone.
rape is about power...not about satisfying sexual urges
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Old 08-24-2011, 12:03 PM
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thats what you get when you start watching porn at the age of 13

started watching around that age...never resorted to this
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Old 08-24-2011, 06:14 PM
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Shoulda just spent $800 on hookers
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started watching around that age...never resorted to this
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