The Sensitive Man (joke)

[Keith]

The Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place,

And as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,

With hundreds and hundreds of cute,

Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

In rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

Quite some time to lovingly arrange them

And she was immediately touched

By the amount of thought he had

Put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

The bottom shelf,

Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,

And huge, enormous bears running

All the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy

To have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.

But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
Continue talking and,

After awhile, she finds herself

Thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future

Father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him
Lightly on the lips

He responds warmly

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

And he romantically lifts her in
His arms and carries her into his bedroom

Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she

Responds with more passion,

More creativity, more heat than she

Has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night

Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in

The afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

Strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

Strokes her cheek,
Looks deeply into her eyes,

And says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

[LegendaryNumber5]

Haha nice! I was thinking it was going to be his wife's decorations or something but very nice.

Side note... What do you think about the Nats chances this year Keith?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by LegendaryNumber5

Side note... What do you think about the Nats chances this year Keith?

Added wild card team will help. I think they need Strassberg to return to what he was before the surgery, and Harper to live up to his billing, but they certainly have a shot (behind the Phils of course).

[LegendaryNumber5]

Originally Posted by Keith

Added wild card team will help. I think they need Strassberg to return to what he was before the surgery, and Harper to live up to his billing, but they certainly have a shot (behind the Phils of course).

Haha but of course... I honestly was very very visibly upset when Fielder signed with the Tigers.

That TJ surgery is just so rough... I doubt they are going to let him throw like he did before. He will try to keep it in the low to mid 90's and maybe for the punch outs put a little more behind it. I think he can be at his best forcing the grounders.

Love love love Harper. I think I am one of the few that loves his little mean streak.