Seven Kinds of Sex

[Victor]

Seven Kinds of Sex


Recent research shows that there are seven kinds of sex.
The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway,
you both say, "Screw you."

The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in
the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night.

The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the seventh kind of sex is called Social Security
Sex. You get a little from time to time, but not enough to live on.

[cman]

too funny

wde