Sh*t... as seen and interpeted by the world...

RanPicks · #1 12-18-2008, 09:50 AM

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
HoosierCat/Keithism: This is a Huge Ass Shit!
HoosierCatism: This is a small conference Shit!
BigDaadyHQism: I think I know all Shit!
RJBism: This is defninely Charger Shit
BigFratism: This is TECHnically not Shit!
BoSoxism: Gitter Shit!
Judgeism: I'm not a Shit!
GGism: This shit has 3 10 bombs in it!
Beism: This is a LongShit!
PB20ism: That's definitely a teabag Shit!
Chibobism: This shit is cursed!
Jackism: I'm the Big Shit!
Guzzism: Tha the Shixzzz!
Cuseism: Who's Shit ya Got?!?
Bisketism: LMAO at this Shit!
BPism: Eat Shit!
Pwherrism: I hate Cold Shit!
Pwherrism#2: I Love In Shit Threads!
TTBism: My Texas Shit is better than your Shit!
Gerk: My Minnesota Shit is gonna be good one day!
MidTenWileyism: I know MidTen Shit, so bet on them!
Jahredism: Where can I get a bowl to smoke this shit?!?
MACism: Fo Shit, yo!
Romoism: I'm a Straight Shitter!
Uvaism: My Uvashit hurts!?!
WCIism: I'm gonna lose that shit!
Victorism: I get up earlier than Shit!

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