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Old 11-06-2009, 08:34 PM
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Shit my pants today

wasnt very plesant I tell you
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:37 PM
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Shard or full out shit?
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:39 PM
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full on water turd ran out my ass....leg drips and all
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:43 PM
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:44 PM
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dont think that would have helped....
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:14 PM
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did that last week...was smoking outside and tried to hold it in til i finished...well that didn't happen
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:24 PM
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did that last week...was smoking outside and tried to hold it in til i finished...well that didn't happen
Should of told your boyfriend not to pull out until you got inside.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:26 PM
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Should of told your boyfriend not to pull out until you got inside.


is that how it is done in canada? i will remember that for next time...thanx for the tip
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:55 PM
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funny story...guy i know went jogging @ local park. while jogging he felt a shit come on. he ran into the the building only to shit his pants trying to push open the heavy door. so he goes to the bathroom takes his shorts and underwear off to clean them in the toilet. he turns around to clean his ass and SWISHHH. yep automatic flush. now he is only left with his wife beater shirt that he decides to put around him and make a run for it. right after he leaves the bathroom making his run, he runs into a couple he goes to church with. all he says is i will have to explain later. funniest shit i've heard in a while.
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:50 AM
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:05 AM
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Damn this is some funny shit! Shit stories are hilarious!
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:17 AM
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Did U atleast wipe it with a sock/back pocket, orshit ticket, to get rid of the itchy ass
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full on water turd ran out my ass....leg drips and all

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