Sneaky Strip Club Moves

[jonnyblaze]

Scottsdale, AZ

All $1 bills replaced by $2 bills in whole joint...

[Seanie Mac]

[upinya83]

so sharp

[NightCap424]

hmmmm, interesting business strategy....wonder how it's paying off.

[PuckInOttawa]

could be worse - mine installed Purell dispensers in all the champagne rooms

[jonnyblaze]

How about when the girls pretend to be lesbo to get you to buy both dances....this is a Vegas favortie

[jrobie79]

went up camping in maine and on the way up we stopped at a strip joint in portland, same thing, all 2 dollar bills, you shoulda seen us at the grocery store buying food with the remainder of our 2's, it was hilarious watching the people looking at us.

ps. never go to a strip club in maine, its exactly what u would imagine

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

How about when the girls pretend to be lesbo to get you to buy both dances....this is a Vegas favortie

no word of a lie: I went out to vegas 4 years ago right after i turned 21, and me and my buddies grabbed some free limo rides and cover cards to sapphire. We get in there and some stripper comes up to me and sits on me and starts rubbing me and the like, and she starts some small talk. She asks where I'm from, and I answered, Boston, and she goes "I love guys from the midwest" I paused for a second and just thought, daddy must be so proud of you. UNBELIEVABLE!!

I rationalized by thinking she thought i said Austin, but thats still not in the midwest.

[NightCap424]

Originally Posted by jrobie79

went up camping in maine and on the way up we stopped at a strip joint in portland, same thing, all 2 dollar bills, you shoulda seen us at the grocery store buying food with the remainder of our 2's, it was hilarious watching the people looking at us.

ps. never go to a strip club in maine, its exactly what u would imagine



no word of a lie: I went out to vegas 4 years ago right after i turned 21, and me and my buddies grabbed some free limo rides and cover cards to sapphire. We get in there and some stripper comes up to me and sits on me and starts rubbing me and the like, and she starts some small talk. She asks where I'm from, and I answered, Boston, and she goes "I love guys from the midwest" I paused for a second and just thought, daddy must be so proud of you. UNBELIEVABLE!!

I rationalized by thinking she thought i said Austin, but thats still not in the midwest.

Went down that road as well with some buddies however our first few drinks were free and even got a free private dance.....not sure if they were struggling for guests but we took advantage of the freebies and got up out of there haha!

[jonnyblaze]

Asked one what she does when not working, she says "school, im a student"...I ask where (since we are close to ASU)..she says "Well Im not really in school yet, but Im getting ready to go".....Again, I ask where....she says "Karstens".

Karstens is a local cosmetology school where you get some bs degree in like 4 months and all the girls sit out front smoking all day.

So basically, being a "student" and "in school" to her meant thinking about one day smoking cigarettes in front of an overpriced beauty school who give one a worthless degree to do nails and facials.

[rjb1816]

i love turning them all down til i get the one i want the dances from. the best is making them work for it...i went in a couple months ago and i was working this chick so hard she finally was like, i'll give you 2 for 1 dances...i took her up on it

[GFootsXtreme]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

i love turning them all down til i get the one i want the dances from. the best is making them work for it...i went in a couple months ago and i was working this chick so hard she finally was like, i'll give you 2 for 1 dances...i took her up on it

I'm the other guy who sits around that section watching the stage and even when a ridiculous offer like 2for1 is put up I say no. It's the only time and place in my life where I have no mercy. In the end the girls have no interest in the guys and it's quite a thing to go in and out of a strip club and spend like $5 besdies a possible couple of drinks.

[GFootsXtreme]

Originally Posted by jrobie79

went up camping in maine and on the way up we stopped at a strip joint in portland, same thing, all 2 dollar bills, you shoulda seen us at the grocery store buying food with the remainder of our 2's, it was hilarious watching the people looking at us.

ps. never go to a strip club in maine, its exactly what u would imagine



no word of a lie: I went out to vegas 4 years ago right after i turned 21, and me and my buddies grabbed some free limo rides and cover cards to sapphire. We get in there and some stripper comes up to me and sits on me and starts rubbing me and the like, and she starts some small talk. She asks where I'm from, and I answered, Boston, and she goes "I love guys from the midwest" I paused for a second and just thought, daddy must be so proud of you. UNBELIEVABLE!!

I rationalized by thinking she thought i said Austin, but thats still not in the midwest.

LOL! You and blaze getting a little disappointed that the girls don't have bright futures

[johnny1212]

Originally Posted by PuckInOttawa

could be worse - mine installed Purell dispensers in all the champagne rooms

much cleaner now

[LAyZbOi]

strip clubs all a tease, if you guys ever in shanghai.. you can get the whole load for about 90 minutes under 100 bucks

[Cash]

Originally Posted by LAyZbOi

strip clubs all a tease, if you guys ever in shanghai.. you can get the whole load for about 90 minutes under 100 bucks

that's a long road trip