Snooki Face Plants on Sand, Police Not Enthused

Mendoza Line · #1 07-30-2010, 05:54 PM

What a dumb bitch.

Here's the article:

Today on the Jersey Shore: Snooki. Literally.

The MTV star found herself getting hauled off in handcuffs by Seaside Heights' Finest for drunk and disorderly conduct after passing out during a marathon bout of afternoon partying on the boardwalk.

The artiste otherwise known as Nicole Polizzi had spent the day with her Shore pals shooting on location.

"They were in here this morning filming," says an employee at E J's Dance Club. "She seemed OK then."

But somewhere along the line, things went from OK to unstable.

"She was passed out face down in the sand," says another eyewitness of Snooki's face-plant.

"She couldn't even stand up. She was on her knees and kept falling on the beach. People were laughing and taking pictures of her before the cops arrested her."

But it doesn't look like she'll have to cool her heels in the clink too long. One of her castmates is heading to the rescue.

"On my way to free snooki!!," tweeted Jenni "JWoww" Farley. "We need to hold a candlelight vigil outside the police station!"

MTV must be so proud.

Check the link to the story for the pic of her....pretty funny....

Snooki Face-Plants on Sand, Police Not Enthused - E! Online