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Old 08-01-2006, 06:15 PM
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It Was So Hot....
It was so hot

The trees are whistling for the dogs

Corn fields are starting to pop

you discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car

hot water now comes out of both taps

(from jay Leno) It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”

It was so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:18 PM
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:19 PM
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You can do better than that jaypasco!
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:22 PM
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You can do better than that jaypasco!
ok then.... "major case of bat-wing"....
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:35 PM
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ok then.... "major case of bat-wing"....
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:35 PM
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This thread started out sexy. Damn....
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:50 PM
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naw that is his best material
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:31 PM
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swamp ass?
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:34 PM
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:15 PM
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:27 PM
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:29 PM
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I thought this comment deserved one more.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:30 PM
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:21 PM
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