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Old 03-30-2010, 09:19 AM
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So my car almost got jacked this morning

I get out to my car about 5 am and I start it up and usually sit in it for a minute or two to let the engine warm up before I take off. So it's parked on the side of the house facing a main street and I see these two mexicans crossing the street about 100 yards in front of me while I'm just sitting there. They get to the other side of the street and I can see them looking at my car and being the dumb****s that they are, the first thought that goes through their heads is that its probably unoccupied. So one guy stays behind and the other starts slinking over behind other cars on the opposite side of the street from where my car currently sits. Meanwhile I'm watching him the whole time...waiting to see how close he's going to get. Eventually he gets to about 20 yards in front of me on the other side so I turn on my brights and start driving towards them and honking lol and they scramble like roaches when the lights come on. So then I just drove off and called the cops to have them scope the area. Just a fun story for the morning...but pretty sure if I was one of those idiots who leaves their car running to do something, I would have been minus one car today
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:29 AM
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Sonething about this story just does not make since, RJB.

I realize your ride is in great shape and all but why would the Mexicans be interested in a 1977 Datsun B210?


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Old 03-30-2010, 09:30 AM
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PB in San Diego this week for rehab??? Maybe slipped past the attendants and hooked up with one of his many migrant friends??
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:32 AM
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Sonething about this story just does not make since, RJB.

I realize your ride is in great shape an all but why would the Mexicans be interested in a 1977 Datsun B210?



lol..thats a hot ride. I think criminals would steal a tractor if it was left running in front of them
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:38 AM
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id rock that datsun
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:28 AM
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id rock that datsun
needs a tail fin and some curb feelers, though

maybe one of those neon license plate frames, too
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:42 AM
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Take the front bumper off. That will help it some! lol
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:10 AM
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wtf...you live in san diego...who the fuk starts their car and lets it run a bit? it isn't like you are living in north dakota
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:11 AM
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wtf...you live in san diego...who the fuk starts their car and lets it run a bit? it isn't like you are living in north dakota
smart people who know how to take care of their cars genius
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:20 AM
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keith put a hit on u obv
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Old 03-30-2010, 11:24 AM
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keith put a hit on u obv
nah, I'm thinking it's more of Ron Mexico's gang of thugs
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Old 03-30-2010, 12:06 PM
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I ve seen Once upon a time in America and am familiar with the tactics of the Jewish MAFIA. It was a good surprise to do this during ur holy week nice touch
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