Some Fu*ked up laws

[HAMILROCK]

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (I want this job)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises. (is this true? mallers in Maryland...)

[Lukester]

I'm sure there are plenty more...slow death by stoning for one; teen clit removal if caught holding hands with a boy...

[Dr. Jack]

I saw this as dumb laws in Alabama & I'm not kidding. But what do they want you to do with them?


"Boogers may not be flicked into the wind."

[HAMILROCK]

Originally Posted by Dr. Jack

I saw this as dumb laws in Alabama & I'm not kidding. But what do they want you to do with them?


Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

nice...wipe them on someone....

[bt33]

0.05 dui laws in BC, killing the restaurant industry there and the economy, should of kept it at 0.08.

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Rev would say only the laws in america are dumb the others are great

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (I want this job)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises. (is this true? mallers in Maryland...)

which head?

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

Rev would say only the laws in america are dumb the others are great

hardly man...i plan on going to indonesia at some point in my life...i am a chronic masturbator...that shit worries me down there...i have been known to do it on public transport

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

lmao u r going to get both ur heads chopped

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

lmao u r going to get both ur heads chopped

so indonesia may have to go on the list with somalia and north korea for the countries i will never set foot in

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

or atleast dont set ur penis in there