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07-09-2009, 02:17 PM
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Some Light Afternoon Reading...
http://dontevenreply.com/
some seriously hilarious shit on this. just some guy who responds to a ton of ads and f----s with these people so bad. I just wasted a half hour and it was well worth it. pube stylist is the best one 
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#2
07-09-2009, 02:27 PM
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Good stuff WCI
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#3
07-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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Lmao
Original ad:
i want a black kitten if you have one please let me know thank you From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org Hey, I have a kitten that I want to get rid of. It is my girlfriend's kitten, but she went on a three month vacation to France and is probably cheating on me every chance she gets, so I am going to get rid of her kitten to spite her. The kitten is only a month old. Unfortunately the kitten is not black, it is white, but I can dunk him in a can of black paint if you want. I have acrylic latex enamel paint, but if you are allergic to latex, I also have polyurethane semi-gloss. I personally think the semi-gloss would make the kitten nice and shiny. Let me know if you want him. Thanks Mike From sarah ******** to Me ummmmmm no thanks. i dont think that would look right and its prob realy bad for the cat From Mike Partlow to sarah ******** Sarah, I assumed you were allergic to latex and went ahead and used the semi-gloss. The kitten looks adorable now! Do you want to come by and pick him up? Mike From sarah ******** to Me WTF R U ****IN KIDDING ME! EW From Mike Partlow to sarah ******** Sarah you're coming to get the kitten, right? You should get him soon. He keeps trying to lick the paint, and I don't have the time to keep watching him to make sure he doesn't. From sarah ******** to Me NO I DO NOT WANT HIM THAT IS FUKED UP!!! From Mike Partlow to sarah ******** Oh, so that's how you do business, Sarah. You made me waste half a can of paint for nothing. I demand at least $10 for compensation.
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#4
07-09-2009, 02:30 PM
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Awesome!!
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#5
07-09-2009, 02:40 PM
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great stuff...
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07-09-2009, 03:30 PM
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lolllllllllll
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#7
07-09-2009, 03:50 PM
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Rev lives near rehomo beach..not sure bout the cat
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#8
07-09-2009, 03:51 PM
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lol dude ill prob waste the rest of the day reading this... nice
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#9
07-09-2009, 03:58 PM
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solid find wendy. where did you find it? eharmony.com?
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#10
07-09-2009, 05:23 PM
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zoomvtisa****ingassholecockmunchermother****er.com
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#11
07-09-2009, 09:03 PM
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the tears of laghter are making this verry hard to read
<rofl>
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#12
07-09-2009, 09:10 PM
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#13
07-09-2009, 11:13 PM
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Gfym
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#14
07-11-2009, 10:57 PM
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Perhaps I can start off with this ad and have the mall chip in, on ideas WORKOUT PARTNER - FEMALE (posted: 6/23/2009) Hello I am 35yr old young mother looking for a motivational fun workout partner for walkiing, jogging, gym etc. email Last edited by Patriots Game; 07-11-2009 at 10:58 PM.
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#15
07-11-2009, 11:11 PM
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H2O mop
(posted: 6/13/2009) floor/carpet steam cleaner/washable &disposable pads...$50.00 thinking of responding with this: "Hello Maam, I am a little intrigued tghat you are willing to part with such a sophisticated cleaning aid. Does it not make your daily chores a tad easier, allowing you more time to cook your husband's diner?? Sh!t, the man works hard all day to put food on the table. He buys you an electronically advanced Mop for optimum cleaning and now you want to pawn it off?? You are truly an ungreatful b!tch. No wonder he plays softball twice a week. Ever wonder why??? Hmmm?? He doesn't play softball. He's hardcore. HE IS BANGING HIS FEMALE COWORKER AT HER HOUSE CAUSE SHE CAN WORK AND KEEP A HOUSE CLEAN. Crap..just spilled grape juice on the floor. I'll offer you $10 including delivery regards, PG
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