Some nice one liners for you some jokes are racial do not take to heart

[Vegaswiseguy]

ONE liners quickies riddles

What is the Difference Between a Porcupine and a BMW ?


The Porcupine has the Pricks on the Outside !


Why did the throw rageddy ann out of the toy box ?

Cause she kept sittin on Pinochio's Face screaming
LIE TO ME LIE TO ME !

What Did Bill Clinton Say to Monica Lewinsky ?

I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election !

What do you get when you cross the pillsbury doughboy with a pickle ?

A Dill Dough !

What do You call a Blonde with pig Tails ?

A blow job with handle bars !


What do YOU call a girl standing up holding a dollar over her Head ?

Everything U can Eat for Under a buck !

Why are Priest Like christmas trees ?


Their Balls are only for Decoration !

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

I dont think blonde jokes make it a racial joke

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

I dont think blonde jokes make it a racial joke

yeah..could say the crack whore with dreads

[Vegaswiseguy]

didn't finish these yet had to run out forget to finish them !

[be47320]

you and bigdaddyqh should write a joke book together

[huscroft6]

Originally Posted by be47320

you and bigdaddyqh should write a joke book together

Or Jack can create a Thread where just them 2 along with F Dip can all post in

[revnecro1273]

what is the difference between an ice hockey goalie and a crack whore?

an ice hockey goalie changes pads every 3 periods

[westcoastO]

this thread ****ing SUCKS